Harper Valley PTA-The Academy Allstars

[ti:Harper Valley PTA] [ar:The Academy Allstars] [al:Hot 100 Number Ones Of 1968] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harper Valley PTA (PTA哈珀谷) - The Academy Allstars [00:09.54]I want to tell you all a story [00:11.45]About a Harper Valley widow wife [00:13.58] [00:17.37]Who had a teenage daughter that [00:19.77]Attended Harper Valley Junior High [00:22.10] [00:24.92]Well her daughter came home one afternoom [00:27.43]And didn't even stop to play [00:29.60] [00:32.69]And she said [00:33.35]Mama I've got a note here [00:34.85]From the Harper Valley PTA [00:36.43] [00:40.42]Well the note says [00:41.51]Mrs Johnson you're wearing [00:43.35]Your dresses way too high [00:45.15] [00:48.13]It's been reported you've been drinking [00:50.11]And a running round with men [00:52.05]And going wild [00:52.75] [00:55.94]And we don't believe you [00:57.39]Ought to be a bringing up [00:58.88]Your little girl this way [01:00.54] [01:03.71]And it was signed by the Secretary [01:05.60] [01:06.14]Harper Valley PTA [01:07.26] [01:11.39]Well it happened that the PTA [01:13.42]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:15.54] [01:19.12]And boy [01:19.67]Were they surprised as Mrs Johnson [01:21.40]Wore her miniskirt into the room [01:23.58] [01:26.84]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:28.97]I can still recall the word she had to say [01:32.40] [01:34.67]She said I'd like to address [01:36.40]This meeting of the Harper Valley PTA [01:38.48] [01:42.34]Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting there [01:44.52]And seven times he's asked me for a date [01:47.07] [01:50.13]And Mrs Taylor sure seems to [01:52.08]Use a lot of ice whenever he's away [01:54.46] [01:57.88]And Mr Baker can you tell us [01:59.86]Why your secretary had to leave this town [02:02.54] [02:05.53]And shouldn't widow Jones [02:06.87]Be told to keep her window shades [02:08.77]All pulled completely down [02:10.32] [02:13.28]Now Mr Harper couldn't be here [02:15.27]Cause he's stayed too long [02:16.46]In Kelly's bar again [02:17.88] [02:21.08]And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:23.32]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin [02:25.50] [02:28.80]And then you have the nerve [02:30.17]To tell me you think is a mother [02:32.51]That I ain't fit [02:33.77] [02:36.54]Well this is just a little Payton place [02:38.89]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrits [02:40.39] [02:44.23]Now I wouldn't put you on [02:46.14]Because it really did [02:47.54]It happened just this way [02:48.94] [02:52.05]That day my Mama socked it [02:53.45]To the Harper Valley PTA [02:55.49] [02:59.80]That day my Mama socked it [03:01.30]To them at the Harper Valley PTA