The Real Slim Shady-D.J. Pop Mix

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Hip Hop Masters] [al:40 Worlds Greatest Hip Hop - the only hiphop album you'll ever need !] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - D.J. Pop Mix [00:02.91]May i have your attention please [00:04.30] [00:05.55]May i have your attention please [00:07.33] [00:08.71]Will the real slim shady please stand up [00:10.97] [00:12.07]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:15.09] [00:16.53]We're going to have a problem here [00:17.92]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:19.87]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door [00:23.27]Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:24.90]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:27.37]It's the return of the [00:28.43]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he [00:32.90]And dr dre said [00:34.01]Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:36.53] [00:37.09]Feminist women love eminem [00:38.52]Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him [00:40.79]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:42.99]Limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:45.65]Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.32]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.83]Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose [00:52.93]But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:54.86]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.15]And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.16]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.59]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [01:03.61]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.44]By the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.01]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.42]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:11.69]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.71]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.69]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.34]But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote [01:20.36]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.50]I'm slim shady [01:23.21]Yes i'm the real shady [01:24.41]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:26.53]So won't the real slim shady [01:28.29]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [01:31.31]Becuase i'm slim shady [01:32.42]Yes i'm the real shady [01:33.92]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:35.98]So won't the real slim shady [01:37.62]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [01:40.78]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.41]Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:45.88]You think i give a damm about a grammy [01:47.68]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.57]But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:53.11]Why so you guys can just lie to get me here [01:55.70]So you can sit me here next to britney spears [01:57.79]Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.85]So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [02:02.48]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.88]Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv [02:06.57]Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe [02:09.31]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:11.36]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [02:14.04]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:17.30]So i've been sent here to destroy you [02:18.72]And theres a million of us just like me [02:20.56]Who cuss like me [02:21.41]Who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.94]Who dress like me [02:23.82]Walk talk and act like me [02:25.16]It just might be the next best thing [02:26.75]But not quite me [02:27.76]I'm slim shady [02:28.49]Yes i'm the real shady [02:29.57]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:31.00]So won't the real slim shady [02:32.35]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [02:35.60]Becuase i'm slim shady [02:36.66]Yes i'm the real shady [02:37.77]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:39.67]So won't the real slim shady [02:41.39]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [02:44.78]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:46.23]Cause i'm only giving you [02:47.43]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:49.78]The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.80]And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:54.17]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.01]And whether you like to admit it [02:57.68]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [02:59.55]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:02.61]Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30 [03:05.42]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:07.36]Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking [03:09.92]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12.09]And every single person is a slim shady lurkin [03:14.01]He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings [03:16.37] [03:17.23]Or in the parking lot circling [03:18.72]Screaming i don't give a f**k [03:19.93]With his windows down and system up [03:21.93]So will the real shady please stand up [03:23.73]And put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.07]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.12]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.35]Cuz i'm slim shady [03:32.31]Yes i'm the real shady [03:33.33]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:35.01]So won't the real slim shady [03:36.66]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [03:39.59] [03:40.14]Becuase i'm slim shady [03:41.07]Yes i'm the real shady [03:42.12]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:44.11]So won't the real slim shady [03:45.74]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [03:48.85] [03:49.38]I'm slim shady [03:50.16]Yes i'm the real shady [03:51.17]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:52.88]So won't the real slim shady [03:54.72]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [03:58.53]Becuase i'm slim shady [03:59.38]Yes i'm the real shady [04:00.41]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [04:02.53]So won't the real slim shady [04:04.13]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [04:07.59] [04:08.32]Haha