She's My Girl-Tom Lehrer

[ti:She's My Girl] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:In Concert] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]She's My Girl - Tom Lehrer [00:00.59]And now to the love song [00:01.74] [00:02.75]I'm sure you're familiar with [00:03.69] [00:04.33]Love songs on the order of [00:06.00]He's just my Bill [00:06.91] [00:07.44]My man my Joe my Max [00:09.55]And so on where [00:10.82] [00:11.72]The girl who sings them tells you that [00:13.52] [00:14.82]Although the man she loves is [00:16.32] [00:16.93]Antisocial alcoholic physically [00:22.31]Repulsive or just plain unsanitary [00:26.76] [00:28.58]That nevertheless she is his [00:33.12]Because he is hers and like that [00:35.09] [00:35.97]But as far as I know [00:36.90]There has never been a popular song from [00:38.13]The analogous male point of view [00:39.17]That is to say of a man who [00:41.13]Finds himself in love with or [00:42.61]In this case married to a girl [00:44.52]Who has nothing whatsoever to recommend her [00:46.05] [00:49.01]I have attempted to [00:51.66]Fill this need The song is called [00:54.69] [00:55.55]She's My Girl [00:56.32] [01:05.30]Sharks gotta swim and bats gotta fly [01:10.32] [01:12.61]I gotta love one woman till I die [01:15.80] [01:16.84]To Ed or Dick or Bob [01:18.48] [01:19.02]She may be just a slob [01:21.12]But to me well [01:24.28] [01:24.90]She's my girl [01:26.60] [01:27.56]In winter the bedroom is one large ice cube [01:31.47]And she squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube [01:34.52] [01:35.73]Her hairs in the sink [01:37.57]Have driven me to drink [01:38.84] [01:39.51]But she's my girl she's my girl she's my girl [01:47.81] [01:48.64]And I love her [01:50.98] [01:52.29]The girl that I lament for [01:53.77] [01:54.38]The girl my money's spent for [01:56.04] [01:56.61]The girl my back is bent for [01:58.16] [01:58.81]The girl I owe the rent for [02:00.54] [02:01.11]The girl I gave up Lent for [02:03.33] [02:04.23]Is the girl that heaven meant for me [02:07.88] [02:09.09]So though for breakfast she makes coffee that tastes like shampoo [02:17.67] [02:19.12]I come home for dinner and get peanut butter stew [02:23.68] [02:26.57]Or if I'm in luck [02:27.69] [02:28.30]It's broiled hockey puck [02:30.41] [02:32.72]But oh well what the hell [02:39.96]She's my girl [02:41.52] [02:43.02]And I love her