Start Off Each Day With A Song-Jimmy Durante

[ti:Start Off Each Day With A Song] [ar:Jimmy Durante] [al:The Great Durante] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Start Off Each Day With A Song - Jimmy Durante [00:05.47]You gotta start off each day with a song [00:07.75] [00:09.32]Now even when things go wrong [00:11.30] [00:13.12]You'll feel better you'll even look better [00:15.78] [00:16.91]I'm here to tell you that you'll be a go better [00:19.90]Now the way that you shake my hand [00:22.07] [00:24.16]Will tell me how I stand [00:25.83] [00:27.22]Now isn't it better to go through life [00:29.03]With a smile and a song [00:30.25] [00:30.96]Than walking around with a face 11 miles long [00:33.85] [00:34.45]Now you know that you can't go wrong [00:36.47]If you start off each day with a song [00:40.18] [00:41.52]You gotta start off each day with a song [00:44.29]Oh sing it to me boy [00:45.78]Even when things go wrong [00:47.31] [00:47.85]Sing it for the hoi poloi [00:49.34]You'll feel better you'll even look better [00:51.88] [00:52.69]Ah that music it does something to me [00:55.10]I wish I knew what it was [00:56.43] [00:57.06]Last night I was telling umbriago [00:58.23]About my latest concerto [00:59.66] [01:00.62]Called tony's push cart [01:01.67] [01:02.37]He said tony's push cart how does it go [01:04.79]I said it doesn't go you have to push it [01:06.93]Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:08.66]I got a million of a million of [01:10.28] [01:10.78]Now you know that you can't go wrong [01:13.28]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes [01:14.73]If you start off each day with a song [01:16.75] [01:17.73]You gotta start off each boys please soft soft [01:21.28] [01:22.46]A little more fortissimo I wanna relate a yarn [01:25.16] [01:26.14]Turn back the pages of history and what do you see [01:29.04]Madison square garden a rodeo [01:30.17] [01:31.10]And there I was interviewing a prize winning cow [01:33.94] [01:34.84]I asked her to tell the radio public how she feels [01:37.24] [01:37.78]She said moo she's contented [01:40.89]I'm contented but her husband ain't [01:43.06] [01:43.65]So what happens the bull ups to me I ups to him [01:47.02]And without any preliminaries I'm flat on my back [01:50.00] [01:50.62]Being a gentlemen I apologize nut the bull's not satisfied [01:53.96]He demands an autopsy [01:54.81] [01:55.91]So I grabs him by the tail and what happens [01:57.50] [01:58.25]He flips his tail I lands on his head [02:00.67]He flips his head I lands on his tail [02:02.42] [02:03.11]He's playing ping pong with me and I'm losing [02:06.10] [02:06.82]Just then the bull is ready to charge again [02:09.29]I gets an idea [02:10.17]I starts singing south of the border down Mexico way [02:13.18] [02:13.90]And what happens the bull starts crying [02:15.82] [02:16.85]But even regardless I keeps on singing [02:19.02] [02:19.66]This time with the castanets [02:20.79] [02:21.67]That's too much for the bull and he collapses [02:23.98]A cheer goes up I'm saved and the moral is [02:26.31] [02:27.25]You've gotta start off each day with a song [02:29.58] [02:30.69]You gotta start off each day with a song [02:33.21]Oh boy your singing now [02:34.37] [02:34.94]Even when things go wrong [02:37.04]Oh jimmy your a wow [02:38.05] [02:38.61]You'd feel better [02:40.16]You know I'm walking down broad way [02:42.56]And who taps me on the shoulder [02:44.03]My pal hit in the head Schwartz [02:45.52] [02:46.33]I said who you working for now [02:48.07]He said the same bunch [02:49.15]The wife and the kids [02:50.47]Ha ha ha ha ha [02:51.25] [02:52.88]Now isn't it better to go through life with a smile and a song [02:55.98] [02:56.56]Then walking around with a face 11 miles long [02:59.11] [02:59.93]Now you know that you can't go wrong [03:02.02] [03:02.59]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes [03:04.01]If you start off each day with a song