Nightmare On My Street-Cosmic Noise

[ti:Nightmare on My Street] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:The Ultimate Halloween Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nightmare On My Street - Cosmic Noise [00:26.63]Now I have a story that I'd like to tell [00:29.24]About this guy you all know [00:30.27]He had me scared as hell [00:32.44]He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed [00:35.11]He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred [00:37.22] [00:37.74]He wears the same hat and sweater every single day [00:40.25] [00:40.80]And even if it's hot outside he wears it anyway [00:43.01] [00:43.71]He's home when I'm awake [00:44.62]But he shows up when I sleep [00:46.57]I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street [00:48.97] [01:00.28]It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right [01:03.20]And we had just gotten back off tour last night [01:05.27] [01:05.96]So the gang and I thought that it would be groovy [01:08.24]If we summoned up the posse [01:09.74]And done rushed the movie [01:11.29] [01:12.22]I got Angie Jeff got Tina [01:13.91] [01:14.71]Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen in my life [01:17.77]That was all right because the lady was chill [01:20.08]Then we dipped to the theater set to [01:22.86]I'll buggin cold havin a ball [01:24.41] [01:25.96]Somethin about Elm st. was the movie we saw [01:28.44]The way it started was decent you know nuthin real fancy [01:31.16]About this homeboy named fred and this girl named nancy [01:33.69] [01:34.88]But word when it was over I said yo that was def [01:37.08]And everything seemed [01:37.62]All right when we left [01:39.23] [01:40.07]But when I got home and laid down to sleep [01:41.99] [01:42.88]That began the nightmare, but on my street [01:45.99] [01:57.45]It was burning in my room like an oven [01:59.73]My bed soaked with sweat [02:01.04]And man I was bugging [02:01.93] [02:02.54]I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30 [02:04.29] [02:05.19]It had melted it was so darn hot And I was thirsty [02:08.23]I wanted something cool to quench my thirst [02:10.19] [02:11.02]I thought to myself yo this heat is the worst [02:12.93] [02:13.47]But when I got downstairs [02:14.92]I noticed something was wrong [02:16.32]I was home all alone but the tv was on [02:18.57] [02:19.42]I thought nothin off it as I grabbed the remote [02:21.35] [02:22.25]I pushed the power button and then I almost choked [02:24.21] [02:24.76]When I heard this awful voice coming from behind It said, [02:27.00] [02:27.59]"You turned off David Letterman...now you must die!!" [02:29.45] [02:30.48]Man, I ain't even wait to see who it was Broke [02:33.38]Inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cuz" [02:35.52] [02:36.34]Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped screaming [02:38.80]Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be dreaming" [02:42.14]I strolled back home with a grin on my grill [02:44.46]I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill [02:47.58]I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince [02:49.77] [02:50.33]But Freddy killed all that noise real quick [02:51.95] [02:53.31]He grabbed me by my neck and said [02:55.02]"Here's what we'll do We gotta lotta work here, [02:56.72] [02:57.34]Me and you The souls of your friends you and [02:59.39] [03:00.12]I will claim You've got the body and I've got the brain" [03:04.43]I said, "Yo Fred I think you got me all wrong [03:07.07]I ain't partners with nobody with nails that long [03:08.94] [03:09.93]Look, I'll be honest man, this team won't work [03:12.66]The girls won't be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt" [03:14.98] [03:15.54]Fred got mad and his head started steaming [03:18.29]But I thought what the hell i'm only dreamin [03:20.80]I said please leave Fred so I can get some sleep [03:23.14] [03:24.17]But give me a call maybe we'll hang out next week [03:26.33] [03:26.94]I patted him on the shoulder, [03:28.02]Said "thanks for stopping by" [03:29.07] [03:29.69]Then I opened up the door and said "take care guy" [03:32.49]He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt [03:34.75] [03:35.41]I laughed at first, then thought, "hold up, [03:37.58]That hurt" It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real [03:40.86]I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here" [03:43.36] [03:44.25]No further words and then I darted upstairs [03:46.78]Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed [03:48.56] [03:49.25]Pulled the covers up over my head And said, [03:52.46] [03:52.99]"Oh please do something with Fred" [03:54.51] [03:55.17]He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws [03:58.19]Tried to get me, but my alarm went off And then silence [04:00.64] [04:01.92]It was a whole new day I thought, [04:04.08] [04:04.83]"Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway" [04:06.08] [04:06.76]Until I noticed those rips in my sheets [04:08.44] [04:08.95]And that was proof that there [04:09.96]Had been a nightmare on my street [04:11.99] [04:18.90]FP: Oh man, I gotta call Jeff, [04:20.05] [04:21.16]I gotta call Jeff [04:22.01] [04:29.47]Come on Jeff, answer Come on, man [04:32.00]JJ: Hello? [04:32.72] [04:34.35]FP: Jeff, this is Prince, [04:35.26] [04:36.51]Man Jeff, wake up, Jeff, wake up [04:39.87] [04:40.72]JJ: What do you want? [04:41.74]FP: Jeff, wake up, man, listen to me, Jeff [04:43.35] [04:44.37]JJ: It's three o'clock in the morning, [04:45.63]What do you want? [04:46.27]FP: Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me? [04:47.84]Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep [04:49.77]JJ: Man [04:53.35] [04:54.77]FP: Jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff [04:56.99]JJ: look, I'll talk to you tomorrow, [04:58.13]I'm gong to bed Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! (Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)