How May I Help You?-Sikth/Dennis Stratton

[ti:How May I Help You?] [ar:Sikth/Dennis Stratton] [al:Think Brutal] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]How May I Help You? - Sikth/Dennis Stratton [00:24.86]This is a story 'bout [00:26.28]A little man named Rod [00:27.07]Who did not have a mind of his own [00:29.56]Just went along with his pathetic lonely life [00:33.50]Even when he went to school [00:34.79]The teacher said jump [00:35.60]And he jumped and he jumped and he jumped [00:38.32]Then he fell on the floor [00:41.89] [00:42.84]Never let his feelings out [00:44.00]Didn't have any friends [00:45.01]Once he left school he hoped [00:46.21]This would [00:46.66] [00:47.65]All change now [00:48.39] [00:49.60]BUT [00:50.76] [00:51.78]It was not to be [00:53.16]The world for him to see [00:54.55]Mercy [00:55.09] [00:55.91]Oh mercy [00:56.74] [00:58.59]Arrrggggghhhhhhaaaa [01:00.16] [01:00.86]He had to get a job [01:01.93]Wanted to go somewhere to relax for a while [01:04.64]He went to work on a boat as a cabin boy [01:06.82]Get on you knees and scrub the decks [01:08.62]I want to see you sweating make sure you're [01:11.36]In my quarters around half past ten this evening [01:14.78]He didn't like this one bit [01:16.04]He got to get another job [01:18.12]So he jumped off the boat [01:19.37]And swam to shore [01:20.40]To work on the beach in a bar [01:21.96]He met a chick working there [01:23.09]Just like him [01:23.73]Not too pretty [01:24.58]Not too pretty [01:25.82]She was sad lonely just like him [01:28.38] [01:29.79]They went to the cinema together and then [01:31.27]Went back to his room back to his room [01:33.36]Made sweet loving to each others only friend [01:35.25] [01:36.52]Friend [01:40.28] [01:41.91]The night after he walked out of his room [01:43.64]Heard a voice shout [01:44.43] [01:45.83]Boy [01:47.69]Go pick the dead rats outta the drain [01:49.43] [01:52.00]First day [01:52.84]But it's ok [01:53.26] [01:53.96]From then talks to rodney like sh*t all day [01:55.86] [01:57.17]But Rod doesn't do anything just keeps it in [02:00.33] [02:00.83]He thinks f**k it I just put up with this sh*t [02:02.46]I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else' [02:04.93] [02:07.79]How are you doing my good man [02:09.08] [02:09.59]As rodney gazes at Miranda [02:10.91] [02:12.51]You lied the lady though [02:13.62] [02:14.55]I see you got good taste [02:16.32]Miranda is nice girl very nice girl [02:21.32] [02:22.19]What's that supposed to mean [02:23.23]You trying say something say it [02:24.49] [02:26.40]Very friendly girl very friendly girl [02:28.97] [02:29.54]What's that supposed to mean [02:30.77] [02:34.49]Where does he go from here [02:35.54]What's going on [02:36.13] [02:41.44]Miranda your girl [02:42.99]Yeah what of it [02:43.80] [02:44.31]She very good expressing her affection for her friends [02:48.04]She my girl your girl everbody's girl [02:51.57] [02:52.37]So you're saying that you and all the [02:53.96]Other people that have come into this here [02:55.48]Bar have been with her [02:56.90]But no one's come in for days [02:58.04] [02:58.94]Apart from a couple of piss heads [03:00.56]She had lovely tight cheeks [03:02.20]Not after I saw to her [03:03.91]Rod was furious [03:05.04]Rod said to Miranda [03:06.77] [03:07.30]How could you do this to me [03:09.07]Well once I was with you my whole life changed [03:11.15]So you got the confidence to disgrace yourself [03:13.40] [03:15.05]No longer do I want to be a slave [03:16.84]What what did you say [03:18.29]Asked Miranda would she say sorry [03:20.43]You're weird stay away from me [03:22.93]Then he put some laxatives into her tea [03:25.03] [03:30.55]And he was on his own again