99 Problems-Renegade Stars

[ti:99 Problems (As Made Famous By Jay-Z)] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Swagga Like Us] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.53]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02.90]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:05.59]I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol [00:08.41]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:10.91]Rap critics that say he's 'Money Cash Hoes' [00:12.50] [00:13.12]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:16.25]If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes [00:18.43]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough [00:21.09]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:23.92]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:26.48]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:28.84]They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so [00:31.52]Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:34.17]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers [00:37.05] [00:37.61]I don't know what you take me as [00:39.09]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [00:42.02]I'm from rags to riches niggaz I ain't dumb [00:44.52]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:47.28] [00:49.83]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:52.13]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:54.58]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:57.79]The year is ninety-four in my trunk is raw [00:59.84]In my rear view mirror is the motherf**kin' law [01:02.46]Got two choices y'all pull over the car or [01:04.77]Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor [01:07.84]And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake [01:10.27]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [01:12.64]So I pull over to the side of the road [01:15.25]Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for [01:17.94]'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [01:20.36]Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [01:23.10]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo' [01:25.60]Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four [01:28.41]License and registration and step out of the car [01:30.77]Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are [01:33.33]I ain't steppin' out of sh*t all my papers legit [01:35.64]Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit [01:38.32]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back [01:40.35]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [01:42.83] [01:43.76]Aren't you sharp as a tack you should try out [01:46.51]For lawyer or somethin' somebody important or somethin' [01:48.96]Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit [01:51.45]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [01:54.01]Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes [01:55.79] [01:56.35]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [01:59.03] [02:01.84]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:04.22]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:06.71]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:09.66] [02:12.11]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:14.47]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:16.91]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:19.70]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:21.83]A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a hoe [02:24.58]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a p**sy [02:27.32]But a p**sy havin' no goddamn sense try an' push me [02:30.14]I try to ignore him talk to the Lord [02:32.37]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform [02:34.71] [02:35.54]You know the type loud as a motorbike [02:37.47]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:40.03]And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and [02:42.90]He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the Captain [02:45.45]And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again [02:47.58] [02:48.13]Back through the system with the riff-raff again [02:50.57]Fiends on the floor scratchin' again [02:53.07]Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' them [02:54.94] [02:55.68]D A try to give a ni**a shaft again [02:58.36]Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African [03:00.68]All because this fool was harassin' them [03:03.24]Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharin' [03:05.42] [03:05.99]But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun [03:08.67]I got 99 problems B and a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:11.35] [03:13.97]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:16.28]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:18.71]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:21.56] [03:24.13]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:26.56]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:28.97]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:31.77] [03:37.08]Havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:39.26]I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one ha ha [03:41.69] [03:43.12]You crazy for this one Rick it's your boy