My Name Is-Straight Up

[ti:My Name Is] [ar:Straight Up] [al:Lose Yourself: A Tribute to Eminem] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Name Is - Straight Up [00:02.29]Hi my name is my name is [00:04.78](What Who ) [00:05.34]My name is Slim Shady [00:07.55]Hi my name is my name is [00:10.15](Huh What ) [00:10.68]My name is Slim Shady [00:12.35]Ahem excuse me [00:15.44] [00:16.61]Can I have the attention of the class [00:19.12] [00:20.37]For one second [00:24.10]Hi kids do you like violence [00:26.02](Yeah yeah yeah) [00:26.79]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails [00:28.67]Through each one of my eyelids [00:29.92](Uh huh) [00:30.50]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did [00:32.15](Yeah yeah) [00:32.84]Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is [00:34.81](Huh ) [00:35.29]My brain's dead weight I'm tryin' to [00:37.07]Get my head straight [00:38.14]But I can't figure out which Spice Girl [00:39.58]I want to impregnate [00:40.55](Umm) [00:41.21]And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead" [00:43.29]Uh uhh So why's your face red [00:45.33]Man you wasted [00:45.87] [00:46.59]Well since age twelve I've felt like [00:48.28]I'm someone else [00:49.06]'Cause I hung my original self from [00:50.50]The top bunk with a belt [00:51.82]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:53.69]And smacked her so hard [00:55.24]I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:57.37]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a** [00:59.67]Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast [01:01.63]C'mere slut [01:02.01](Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog) [01:05.57]I don't give a f**k Dre sent me to piss the world off [01:08.14]Hi my name is my name is [01:10.90](What Who ) [01:11.52]My name is Slim Shady [01:13.18]Hi my name is my name is [01:16.35](Huh What ) [01:16.93]My name is Slim Shady [01:18.17] [01:30.44]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high [01:32.23]Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five [01:34.07] [01:35.08]I smacked him in his face with an eraser [01:37.32] chased him with a stapler [01:38.71]And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers [01:40.66](Oww) [01:41.02]Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up [01:42.90]Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup [01:45.93]Extraterrestrial runnin' over pedestrians [01:48.55]In a spaceship while they screamin' at me [01:50.91]"Let's just be friends" [01:51.71] [01:52.77]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:54.59]I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do [01:57.35](Damn) [01:57.84]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:00.09]Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her [02:02.62](Oh thank you) [02:03.44]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:05.63]And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans [02:08.11](Aah) [02:08.73]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [02:10.42](Dude can I get your autograph ) [02:11.54]So I signed it "Dear Dave thanks for the support asshole" [02:14.12]Hi my name is my name is [02:17.09](What Who ) [02:17.59]My name is Slim Shady [02:19.95]Hi my name is my name is [02:22.78](Huh What ) [02:23.36]My name is Slim Shady [02:25.23]Hi my name is my name is [02:28.30](Huh What ) [02:28.78]My name is Slim Shady [02:30.27]Hi my name is my name is [02:33.83](Huh What ) [02:34.39]My name is Slim Shady [02:36.30]Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away [02:38.33](Get him) [02:38.87]Dr Dre don't just stand there operate [02:41.18]I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die [02:43.72](F**k that) [02:44.24]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery [02:46.12]And buried alive [02:46.96](Huh yup) [02:47.48]Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide [02:50.30]I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive [02:52.89](Go ahead) [02:53.64]All my life I was very deprived [02:55.48]I ain't had a woman in years and my palms [02:57.59]Are too hairy to hide [02:58.74]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk [03:00.51](Hachhh-too) [03:01.16]I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks [03:03.47](C'mere) [03:03.86]When I was little I used to get so hungry [03:06.08]I would throw fits [03:07.03]How you gonna breast feed me mom [03:08.30](Wah) [03:08.61]You ain't got no tits [03:09.53](Wah) [03:10.08]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:12.03]Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself [03:14.11]In the head [03:15.00]I'm steamin' mad [03:15.85]And by the way when you see my dad [03:17.82](Yeah ) [03:18.54]Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had [03:20.76]Hi my name is my name is [03:23.16](What Who ) [03:23.72]My name is Slim Shady [03:25.82]Hi my name is my name is [03:28.65](Huh What ) [03:29.22] [03:29.81]My name is Slim Shady [03:31.40]Hi my name is my name is [03:34.24](Huh What ) [03:34.95]My name is Slim Shady [03:37.04]Hi my name is my name is [03:40.05](Huh What ) [03:40.59]My name is Slim Shady