Swingin' On a Star-Bing Crosby

[ti:Swingin' On a Star] [ar:Bing Crosby] [al:The Best of the War Years] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Swingin' On a Star - Bing Crosby (平克·劳斯) [00:06.51]Would you like to swing on a star [00:08.70] [00:09.59]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:11.77] [00:12.59]And be better off than you are [00:14.58] [00:16.26]Or would you rather be a mule [00:18.22] [00:19.24]A mule is an animal with long funny ears [00:21.55] [00:22.17]He kicks up at anything he hears [00:24.23] [00:25.42]His back is brawny but his brain is weak [00:27.77] [00:28.33]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak [00:30.48] [00:30.99]And by the way if you hate to go to school [00:33.40] [00:35.08]You may grow up to be a mule [00:36.60] [00:37.43]Oh would you like to swing on a star [00:39.30] [00:40.54]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:42.52] [00:43.66]And be better off than you are [00:45.94] [00:47.59]Or would you rather be a pig [00:49.12] [00:50.45]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face [00:52.90] [00:53.53]His shoes are a terrible disgrace [00:55.42] [00:56.56]He has no manners when he eats his food [00:59.38] [00:59.95]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude [01:02.26] [01:02.94]But if you don't care a feather or a fig [01:05.44] [01:06.54]You may grow up to be a pig [01:08.29] [01:09.37]Oh would you like to swing on a star [01:11.45] [01:12.77]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [01:14.67] [01:15.80]And be better off than you are [01:17.68] [01:19.75]Or would you rather be a fish [01:21.15] [01:22.68]A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook [01:25.16] [01:25.72]He can't write his name or read a book [01:28.03] [01:28.89]To fool the people is his only thought [01:31.99]And though he's slippery he still gets caught [01:35.59]But if then that sort of life is what you wish [01:38.00] [01:39.02]You may grow up to be a fish [01:41.17] [01:42.50](music) [01:47.98] [01:53.16]A new kind of jumped up slippery fish [01:55.20]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo [01:57.38] [01:58.42]Everyday you see quite a few [02:00.59] [02:01.87]So you see it's all up to you [02:03.97] [02:06.95]You could be better than you are [02:10.20] [02:14.54]You could be swinging on a star