The Laughing Policeman-Zonin

[ti:The Laughing Policeman] [ar:Zonin] [al:Family Favourites] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Laughing Policeman - Zonin [00:08.56]I know a fat old policeman [00:10.51]He's always on our street [00:12.25]A fat and jolly red faced man [00:14.28]He really is a treat [00:15.78]He's too kind for a policeman [00:17.56]He's never known to frown [00:18.93] [00:19.46]And everybody says [00:20.80]He is the happiest man in town [00:23.20]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:25.18] [00:26.86]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:29.25] [00:30.56]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:32.85] [00:34.18]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:36.45] [00:45.58]He laughs upon point duty [00:47.32]He laughs upon his beat [00:49.16]He laughs at everybody [00:50.81]When he's walking in the street [00:52.30] [00:52.89]He never can stop laughing [00:54.67]He says he's never tried [00:56.08] [00:56.61]But once he did arrest a man [00:58.87]And laughed until he cried [01:00.58]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:02.87] [01:04.34]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:07.55] [01:08.15]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:11.03] [01:11.67]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:14.29] [01:22.60]His jolly face is wrinkled [01:24.81]And then he shut his eyes [01:26.78]He opened his great big mouth [01:28.75]It was a wonderous size [01:30.46]He said I must arrest you [01:32.30]He didn't know what for [01:33.58] [01:34.18]And then he started laughing [01:36.19]Until he cracked his fat old jaw [01:38.62]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:40.82] [01:41.99]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:45.06] [01:45.77]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:48.43] [01:51.60]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:53.59] [02:01.03]So if you chance to meet him [02:03.02]While walking around the town [02:04.19] [02:04.77]Shake him by his fat old hand [02:07.36]And give him half a crown [02:08.96]His eyes will beam and sparkle [02:10.70]He'll gurgle with delight [02:11.78] [02:12.45]And then you'll start him laughing [02:14.55]With all his blessed might [02:16.34]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:18.72] [02:20.13]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:24.11]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:27.24] [02:28.00]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha