Bust a Move-Hit Collective

[ti:Bust a Move] [ar:Hit Collective] [al:A Tribute to Glee Sweet Caroline, Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bust a Move - Hit Collective [00:18.39]This here's a tale for all the fellas [00:20.19]Trying to do what those ladies tell us [00:22.31]Get shot down cause ya over-zealous [00:24.08]Play hard to get females get jealous [00:26.43]Okay smarty go to a party [00:28.26]Girls are scantily clad and showing body [00:30.32]A chick walks by you wish you could sex her [00:32.41]But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter [00:34.49]Next days function high class luncheon [00:36.38]Food is served and you're stone-cold munching [00:38.25]Music comes on people start to dance [00:40.29]But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants [00:42.43]A girl starts walking guys start gawking [00:44.45]Sits down next to you and starts talking [00:46.31]Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove [00:48.25]So come on fatso and just bust a move [00:50.18] [00:57.48]Just bust a move [00:58.22] [01:06.48]You're on a mission and your wishing [01:08.50]Someone could cure your lonely condition [01:10.70]Looking for love in all the wrong places [01:12.61]No fine girls just ugly faces [01:14.51]From frustration first inclination [01:16.60]Is to become a monk and leave the situation [01:18.70]But every dark tunnel has a light of hope [01:20.58]So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope [01:22.69]Your movie's showing so you're going [01:24.72]Could care less about the five you're blowing [01:26.77]Theater gets dark just to start the show [01:28.57]Then ya spot a fine woman sitting in your row [01:30.70]She's dressed in yellow she says hello [01:32.68]Come sit next to me you fine fellow [01:34.64]You run over there without a second to lose [01:36.65]And what comes next hey bust a move [01:38.60] [01:45.96]Just bust a move [01:46.73] [01:55.21]In this city ladies look pretty [01:57.03]Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty [01:58.90]Tell a funny joke just to get some play [02:00.79]Then you try to make a move and she says no way [02:03.02]Girls are faking goodness saking [02:04.97]They want the man who brings home the bacon [02:07.24]Got no money and you got no car [02:09.05]Then you got no women and there you are [02:11.03]Some girls are sadistic materialistic [02:13.12]Looking for a man makes them opportunistic [02:15.01]They're lying on a beach perpetrating a tan [02:16.96]So a brother with the money can be their man [02:18.97]So on the beach you're strolling real high rolling [02:21.19]Everything you have is yours and not stolen [02:23.32]A girl runs up with something to prove [02:25.12]So don't just stand there bust a move [02:26.91] [02:34.25]Just bust a move [02:35.50] [03:15.70]Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry [03:17.67]In five days from now he's gonna marry [03:19.58]He's hoping you can make it there if you can [03:21.46]'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man [03:23.67]You say neat-o check your libido [03:25.63]And roll to the church in your new tuxedo [03:27.64]The bride walks down just to start the wedding [03:29.64]And there's one more girl you won't be getting [03:31.74]So you start thinking then you start blinking [03:33.72]The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking [03:35.89]She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back [03:37.69]And now your feeling really firm 'cause the girl is stacked [03:39.95]Reception's jumping bass is pumping [03:41.91]You look at the girl and your heart starts thumping [03:43.76]Says she wants to dance to a different groove [03:45.72]Now you know what to do G bust a move [03:47.70] [03:55.16]Bust a move [03:55.88] [04:03.23]Move baby