The Real Slim Shady-Film

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Renegade Hit Makers] [al:Hip Hop - The Party Anthems] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Film [00:02.77]May i have your attention please [00:03.90] [00:04.95]May i have your attention please [00:06.09] [00:07.21]Will the real slim shady please stand up [00:09.55]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:12.04] [00:14.74]We're going to have a problem here [00:15.80] [00:18.54]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:19.95] [00:20.47]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door [00:23.07]Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:24.79]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:26.32]It's the return of the [00:27.64] [00:28.29]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he [00:32.00]And dr dre said [00:32.86]Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:36.00] [00:36.76]Feminist women love eminem [00:37.72]Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him [00:40.22]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:42.37]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:44.67]Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:47.65]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.10]Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose [00:52.00]But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:54.44]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:56.84]And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.34]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:00.92]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [01:03.81]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.40]By the time they hit 4th grade [01:06.75]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:08.21]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:10.36]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:11.80]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:13.68]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:15.96]But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote [01:17.92]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:21.01] [01:22.13]I'm slim shady [01:22.80]Yes i'm the real shady [01:23.78]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:26.26]So won't the real slim shady [01:27.49]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [01:30.99]Becuase i'm slim shady [01:31.88]Yes i'm the real shady [01:33.17]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:35.42]So won't the real slim shady [01:36.66]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [01:39.98]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:41.97]Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:44.32]You think i give a damm about a grammy [01:46.31]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:48.96]But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:51.63]Why so you guys can just lie to get me here [01:53.48]So you can sit me here next to britney spears [01:56.17]Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs [01:57.61]So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [02:00.05]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:02.50] [02:03.05]Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv [02:04.97]Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe [02:07.57]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:09.34]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [02:11.97]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:15.08]So i've been sent here to destroy you [02:16.59]And theres a million of us just like me [02:18.35]Who cuss like me [02:19.23]Who just don't give a f**k like me [02:20.55]Who dress like me [02:21.50]Walk talk and act like me [02:22.72]It just might be the next best thing [02:24.17]But not quite me [02:25.11]I'm slim shady [02:26.22]Yes i'm the real shady [02:27.30]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:29.62]So won't the real slim shady [02:31.41]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [02:34.63]Becuase i'm slim shady [02:35.59]Yes i'm the real shady [02:36.65]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:39.09]So won't the real slim shady [02:40.42]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [02:43.85]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:45.31]Cause i'm only giving you [02:46.42]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:48.75]The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.01]And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:53.46]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:55.16]And whether you like to admit it [02:56.39]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [02:58.24]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:00.96]Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30 [03:03.97]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:06.56]Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking [03:09.53]But this whole bag of viagra [03:11.23]And every single person is a slim shady lurkin [03:13.18]He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings [03:15.82]Or in the parking lot circling [03:17.61]Screaming i don't give a f**k [03:18.74]With his windows down and system up [03:20.15]So will the real shady please stand up [03:22.06]And put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:23.94]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:25.82]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:28.83] [03:29.44]Cuz i'm slim shady [03:30.40]Yes i'm the real shady [03:31.45]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:33.72]So won't the real slim shady [03:35.04]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [03:38.29]Becuase i'm slim shady [03:39.25]Yes i'm the real shady [03:40.33]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:42.91]So won't the real slim shady [03:44.34]Please stand up please stand up please stand up