Fruitcakes-Ameritz Tribute Club

[ti:Fruitcakes ] [ar:Ameritz Tribute Club] [al:Far Side Of The World - A Tribute to Jimmy Buffett] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Fruitcakes (水果蛋糕) - Ameritz Tribute Club (Ameritz翻唱俱乐部) [00:16.76]You know I was talking to my friend desdemona [00:18.94] [00:21.58]She Runs this space station and bake shop [00:23.79]Down near boomtown she told [00:27.01]Me that human beings are flawed individuals [00:29.02] [00:30.70]The cosmic bakers [00:31.91]Took us out of the oven a little too early [00:34.27] [00:35.58]And thats the [00:36.28]Reason were as crazy as we are and I believe it [00:39.58]Take for example when you go to the movies these days [00:41.92] [00:42.53]You know [00:43.58]They try to sell you this jumbo drink [00:45.82]8 extra ounces of watered [00:47.40]Down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents [00:49.35] [00:50.21]I don't want it [00:51.06] [00:51.63]I don't want that much organziation in my life [00:53.68]I don't want other people thinking for me [00:55.30]I want my junior mints where did the junior mints go in the [00:58.09]Movies I don't want a 12 lb nestles crunch for 25 dollars i [01:00.65] [01:02.85]Want junior mints [01:04.96] [01:05.58]We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers [01:08.67] [01:10.38]We need people that care I'm mad as hell and I don't want to [01:17.55]Take it anymore [01:18.66] [01:25.95]Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen) [01:29.89]Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street) [01:31.68]Struttin naked through the crosswalk [01:33.63]In the middle of the week [01:36.12] [01:36.96]Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven) [01:40.99]Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus) [01:43.58]Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us [01:48.06] [01:49.80]Paradise lost and found [01:51.92] [01:52.75]Paradise take a look around [01:54.84] [01:55.38]I was out in california where I hear they have it all [01:59.99] [02:01.19]They got riots fires mud slides [02:03.61] [02:04.15]Theyve got sushi in the mall [02:05.98] [02:07.70]Water bars brontasaurs chinese modern lust [02:11.96] [02:13.53]Shake and bake life with the quake [02:15.74] [02:16.59]The secrets in the crust [02:17.90] [02:19.53]Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen) [02:22.53]Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street) [02:25.82]Struttin naked through the crosswalk [02:27.71]In the middle of the week [02:30.03] [02:30.91]Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven) [02:34.50]Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus) [02:37.42]Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us [02:42.12] [02:43.80]Speakin of fruitcakes how bout the government [02:45.98] [02:46.56]Your tax dollars at work [02:47.79] [02:49.19]We lost our martian rocket ship [02:51.62] [02:52.55]The high paid spokesman said [02:54.00] [02:55.39]Looks like that silly rocket ship [02:57.55] [02:58.21]Has lost its cone shaped head [02:59.95] [03:01.16]We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at mars [03:06.04] [03:06.95]I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars [03:12.04] [03:13.78]Fruitcakes in the galaxy (fruitcakes in the galaxy) [03:16.52]Fuitcakes on the earth (fruitcakes on the earth) [03:19.61]Struttin naked towards eternity [03:20.99] [03:21.96]Weve been that way since birth [03:24.15] [03:24.92]Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven) [03:28.56]Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus) [03:31.53]Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us [03:36.18] [03:37.61]Religion religion oh theres a thin line between saturday [03:42.28] [03:43.23]Night and sunday morning here we go now [03:46.11] [03:48.06]Alright alter boys [03:49.45]Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa [03:51.62] [03:52.38]Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa [03:55.39]Wheres the church who took the steeple [03:58.06] [03:58.58]Religion is in the hands of some crazy-a** people [04:00.97] [04:01.59]Television preachers with bad hair and dimples [04:04.46]The gods honest truth is its not that simple [04:07.38]Its the buddhist in you its the pagan in me [04:10.44]Its the muslim in him she's catholic ain't she [04:12.77] [04:13.28]Its the born again look its the wasp and the jew [04:16.26]Tell me what's goin on I ain't gotta clue [04:18.82] [04:43.24]Now here comes the big ones relationships we all got em we [04:48.69]All want em what do we do with em [04:51.83]Here we go Ill tell ya [04:53.18] [04:55.17]She said you gotta do your fair share [04:57.45] [04:58.31]Now cough up half the rent [05:00.04] [05:01.22]I treat my body like a temple [05:03.23] [05:04.27]You treat yours like a tent [05:06.09] [05:07.39]But the right word at the right time [05:09.36] [05:10.30]May get me a little hug [05:12.03] [05:13.29]Thats the difference between lightning [05:15.07] [05:16.30]And a harmless lightnin bug [05:17.87] [05:19.03]Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen) [05:22.88]Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street) [05:25.54]Struttin naked through the crosswalk [05:27.07] [05:28.05]In the middle of the week [05:30.03] [05:30.90]Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven) [05:34.58]Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus) [05:37.44]Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us [05:42.05] [05:44.31]The future captains log stardate two thousand and something [05:48.47] [05:49.21]Were seven years from the millenium [05:50.88] [05:52.19]Thats a science fiction fact [05:53.78] [05:55.02]Stanley kubrick and his buddy hal [05:57.71] [05:58.31]Now don't look that abstract [05:59.77] [06:01.15]So Ill put on my bob marley tape [06:03.36] [06:04.15]And practice what I preach [06:05.83] [06:07.32]Get jah lost in the reggae mon [06:09.66] [06:10.25]As I walk along the beach [06:12.03] [06:13.34]Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way [06:17.89] [06:19.33]Its a jungle out there kiddies [06:20.98] [06:22.39]Have a very fruitful day [06:23.87] [06:24.85]Hey [06:25.09] [06:25.62]Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen) [06:28.62]Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street) [06:31.56]Struttin naked through the crosswalk [06:33.17] [06:34.00]In the middle of the week [06:35.99] [06:36.89]Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven) [06:40.62]Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus) [06:43.49]Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us [06:48.08] [06:48.73]Thats right you too yeah those crumbs are spread all around [06:53.44]This universe I've seen fruitcakes I saw this guy in santa [06:57.94]Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk down in new [07:01.05]Orleans in the french market there are fruitcakes like you cannot [07:05.67]Believe new york forget it fruitcake city down island weve got [07:09.64]Fruitcakes spread them crumbs around thats right we want [07:14.69]Em around keep bakin baby keep bakin