The Talkin' Song Repair Blues-Ameritz Tribute Club

[ti:The Talkin' Song Repair Blues ] [ar:Ameritz Tribute Club] [al:Tribute to Alan Jackson Vol. 3] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.94]The Talkin' Song Repair Blues - Ameritz Tribute Club (Ameritz翻唱俱乐部) [00:03.28] [00:17.22]'N-He shook his head and said: "This ain't good; [00:21.11]Your timin' belt's done shrunk one size too small; [00:26.69]And those spark plug wires are a little too long [00:29.39]Mechanic raised up from under my hood The [00:30.25]And your main prodsponder's nearly gone; [00:31.51]Your injector ports are stripped and that ain't all [00:36.29] Your torque converter's runnin' low on torque [00:38.36]And that water pump's nearly down a quart; [00:41.00]We caught it all in time so you're in luck " [00:43.60] [00:45.72]He said "I've got the time and I've got the parts [00:48.20]Just give me the word and I'm ready to start; [00:50.53]I think we can bring her in for-uh eight-hundred bucks [00:54.64] [00:55.17]But don't be downhearted I can fix it for you sonny; [00:59.78]It won't take too long it'll just take money " [01:03.36] [01:07.92]Then he said "Aren't you that songwriter guy " [01:10.49]'N-I said "Yes I am " [01:11.78]He said "So am I " [01:13.02]He set down and played me a song by the grease rack; [01:17.83]When he finished singin' he gave me a smile [01:19.91]And I closed my eyes and pondered a while; [01:22.89]'N-he said "What do you think [01:24.14]Now don't hold nothin' back " [01:26.36] [01:27.12]Well I gave him my most sorrowful look [01:29.47]And I said "This song's got a broken hook; [01:31.97]'N-I can order you a new one from Nashville but it won't be cheap; [01:35.32] [01:36.60]And I know you've been using a cut-rate thesaurus [01:38.98]'Cause your adverbs have backed up into your chorus [01:41.38]Now your verse is runnin' on verbs that are way too weak [01:44.59] [01:46.21]But don't be downhearted I can fix it for you sonny; [01:51.16]It won't take too long it'll just take money " [01:55.20] [01:58.95]'N-I said "Hold on friend [02:00.88]Now I'm not through; [02:01.90]I hate to be the one to give you this news [02:04.28]But your whole melodic structure's done worked itself loose; [02:06.53] [02:08.62]It's got so many dotted eighth notes in it [02:11.06]I'd keep her under fifty beats per minute; [02:13.36]I mean that's just me talkin' it's really up to you [02:16.38] [02:18.82] 'N you've got a bad safety problem [02:20.30]With that dominant chord with the augmented fifth [02:22.59] [02:23.25]Just see how dangerously high it raises you up; [02:26.03] [02:27.66]So just go on over and work on my car [02:30.27]And I'll sit here by the fan and chances are [02:32.79]I can straighten this thing out for eight- uh nine-hundred bucks [02:38.32] [02:39.69]But don't be downhearted I can fix it for you sonny; [02:44.45]It won't take too long " [02:50.96]You guessed it [02:52.59] [02:54.33]It may be a hit [02:56.82]I like it