The Humpty Dance-Deja Vu/Alexander Von Pitamic

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:Deja Vu] [al:Hip Hop Classics: 30th Anniversary] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - Deja Vu (似曾相识)/Alexander Von Pitamic (亚历山大·凡·皮塔米克) [00:11.69]I stop whatcha doin' [00:12.95]'Cause I'm about to ruin [00:14.17]The image and the style that ya used to [00:16.22]I look funny [00:16.96] [00:17.63]But yo I'm makin' money see [00:19.13]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.95]And gather round [00:21.80]Cause I'm the new fool in town [00:23.35]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:25.78]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on yourself [00:28.28]So just let me introduce myself [00:30.44]My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:33.24]Oh ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:36.06]And all the rappers in the top ten [00:38.12]Please allow me to bump thee [00:39.79]I'm steppin' tall y'all [00:41.09]And just like Humpty Dumpty [00:42.63]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:44.96]I like to rhyme [00:45.87]I like my beats funky [00:46.97]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:49.41]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:52.63]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:54.21]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:56.12]Hey yo fat girl c'mere-- are ya ticklish [00:58.84]Yeah I called ya fat [00:59.92]Look at me I'm skinny [01:01.69]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:03.34]I'm a freak [01:04.55]I like the girls with the boom [01:05.94]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:08.32]I'm crazy [01:09.53]Allow me to amaze thee [01:10.91]They say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me [01:13.42]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:15.15]And I even got my own dance [01:17.11]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:20.43] [01:23.18]Do the Humpty Hump [01:24.47]They come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:26.24] [01:28.01]They do the Humpty Hump [01:29.15] [01:29.82]They do the Humpty Hump [01:30.94] [01:32.56]And do ya know what we're doin' [01:34.14]We're doin' the Humpty Hump but [01:36.08] [01:37.50]You do the Humpty Hump [01:38.64]Yes do the do the Humpty Hump [01:40.29] [01:40.91]People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'" [01:43.78]Well that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:45.82]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:49.16]But ya can't get near me [01:50.91]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:53.24]All the girls they adore me [01:55.18]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [01:57.22]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:59.57]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:02.26]Thick like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [02:04.38]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:07.10]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:09.13]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:11.51]I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid [02:14.07]I sang on Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it [02:16.53]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:19.20]I also told ya that I like to bite [02:20.97]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:23.48]All ya had to do is humpty a chance [02:25.74]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:27.43]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:30.76] [02:32.43]Sexy baby I do the Humpty Hump [02:35.13]Yes do I do the Humpty Hump [02:37.17]Sexy baby I do the Humpty Hump [02:39.71]Come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:41.96]Sexy baby [02:43.38]I do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:46.21] [02:46.75]Sexy lady [02:47.69]I do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:50.94] [02:52.88]Oh yeah [02:53.33]We're gonna lay a little bit of that bass line groove right here [02:55.84] [02:56.50]A-doorer dooreh A-doorer A-dooreh [03:01.14]Oh yeah [03:02.01]Since I told ya a little something about myself [03:04.37]This time thee introduce you my dance [03:06.34] [03:07.06]It's really easy we do so check it out [03:09.88] [03:10.49]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:12.85]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:15.28] [03:16.05]Crazy wack funky [03:17.05] [03:17.61]People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty [03:20.16]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:22.56]It supposed to look like a flitter or a convulsion [03:24.83]Anyone can play this game [03:26.89]This is my dance y'all in Humpty Hump's my name [03:29.37]No two people will do it the same [03:31.55]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:34.22]Jumpin' shumpin' humpin' [03:36.72]Jig around shakin' ya rump [03:38.28]And when a two the chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:40.94]Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump [03:42.73]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:46.26] [03:47.31]Oh sexy baby [03:48.89]I do the Humpty Hump I do the Humpty Hump [03:52.60]Sexy baby [03:53.80]I do the Humpty Hump I do the Humpty Hump [03:56.72] [03:57.28]Sexy baby [03:58.54]I do the Humpty Hump I do the Humpty Hump [04:01.48]Box yes [04:03.15]I do the Humpty Hump I do the Humpty Hump [04:06.34] [04:06.88]Black people [04:07.84]You do the Humpty Hump ya come on [04:09.60]You do the Humpty Hump [04:11.29]And white people [04:12.61]You do the Humpty Hump just do [04:14.34]You do the Humpty Hump [04:15.60] [04:16.37]Puerto Ricans [04:17.22]You do the Humpty Hump just do [04:19.01]You do the Humpty Hump [04:20.25] [04:21.02]Samoans [04:22.13]You do the Humpty Hump [04:23.18]Just keep on doing the Hump [04:25.05] [04:29.05]Oh give me the million [04:31.57]You do the Humpty Hump [04:32.60]You come on you do the Humpty Hump [04:34.42]Yeah give me the million [04:36.15]You do the Humpty Hump [04:37.31]Yes keep on doing the hump [04:39.06] [04:40.98]Do the Humpty Hump