Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman-Ameritz Tribute Tracks

[ti:Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman] [ar:Ameritz Tribute Tracks] [al:Drinkin' Bone - A Tribute to Tracy Byrd] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman - Ameritz Tribute Tracks [00:14.15]I was looking for a cheap car [00:16.38]In the Sunday classifieds [00:18.31] [00:19.02]When an ad jumped out and hit me right [00:21.57]Between my bugged out eyes [00:23.90]It was a two year old Mercedes [00:25.97] [00:26.60]Only seven-hundred bucks [00:28.82]I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial [00:31.21]That number fast enough [00:33.31] [00:34.03]The woman who picked up the phone said [00:36.51]''Yes it's still for sale [00:38.59]But I've had about one-thousand calls [00:41.19]So you'd better move your tail '' [00:43.49]When I drove up that long driveway [00:45.80]With the cash there in my hand [00:48.45]She met me at the garage [00:50.70]And a short skirt and a tan [00:52.83] [00:53.44]We took it for a test drive [00:55.87]I couldn't believe my luck [00:58.18]She said [00:58.65]''I'll throw in them old Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk '' [01:02.65] [01:03.60]None of this was making sense [01:05.70]But then it dawned on me [01:07.73]She referred to her old man as a cheating S O B [01:12.68]It was a classic case of woman scorned [01:17.61] [01:18.41]She'll make that man wish he had never been born [01:22.47]She's a forty something year old judge and jury [01:27.22] [01:28.05]Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman [01:36.04] [01:37.25]So she took me out to breakfast [01:39.69]Put it on his credit card [01:42.37]By the time they poured the coffee [01:44.63]She was pouring out her heart [01:46.77] [01:47.57]Stories of his sneaking round and sordid escapades [01:51.10] [01:52.43]Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age [01:57.15]She said [01:57.74]''You know there's one thing I ought to thank him for [02:01.95]He ticked me off so much I put new locks on my doors '' [02:06.63]It was a classic case of woman scorned [02:11.42] [02:12.38]She'll make that man wish he had never been born [02:16.36]She's a forty something year old judge and jury [02:21.20] [02:22.04]Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman [02:27.73] [02:48.57]Well I believe good wine [02:50.36]And women get better with time [02:53.43]And if you ask me that man's a fool [02:55.91]Or else he must be blind [02:58.23]I'll never know his motives [03:00.80]Can't get inside his head [03:03.09]But I'm driving his mercedes [03:05.74] [03:06.76]And I'm sleeping in his bed [03:09.11] [03:10.15]It was a classic case of woman scorned [03:15.37] [03:15.92]She'll make that man wish he had never been born [03:20.02]She's a forty something year old judge and jury [03:24.92] [03:25.69]Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman [03:31.46] [03:32.61]Revenge of a middle aged woman [03:36.37] [03:39.31]I know I oughta feel guilty about something [03:42.04] [03:42.85]I just can't think of what it might be