The Night I Stole Old Sammy Morgan's Gin-Hank Snow

[ti:The Night I Stole Old Sammy Morgan's Gin] [ar:Hank Snow] [al:My San Antonio Mama] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Night I Stole Old Sammy Morgan's Gin - Hank Snow [00:05.14]Listen folks and I will tell a funny story [00:09.40] [00:09.94]You may think it sad but I was in my glory [00:14.71]'Twas a cellar I crept in cobwebs brushing by my chin [00:19.42]On the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin [00:22.55] [00:23.80]As my hand fell on the jug I had to snicker [00:27.13] [00:28.14]But when I started for the door [00:30.50]I went much quicker [00:32.22] [00:32.78]For just up above my head someone [00:35.74]Jumped right out of bed [00:37.63]On the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin [00:41.10] [01:00.17]As I left that cellar believe me [01:02.62]I was liftin' [01:04.59]And the hops from one arm to the other shiftin' [01:09.00]Then I stopped and hauled the plug [01:11.36]Sat there till I drained the jug [01:13.32]Had my mind all set no spare drops I was missin' [01:18.10]Then on my feet I thought I was but wasn't [01:22.21]And for roads I guess I saw about a dozen [01:26.60]When I reached the old porch door [01:29.17]I went smack on the floor [01:31.27]On the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin [01:35.47]I just made one step and landed in the coal box [01:39.88]Then from off the mantle came a Big Ben 'larm clock [01:44.39]But I finally got upstairs after passing seven bears [01:48.75]'Twas the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin [01:52.90]By my bedroom door an owl stood taking tickets [01:57.38]Then the monkey stood before me baking biscuits [02:01.72]But the funniest sight of all [02:03.99]Was two roosters playing ball [02:06.25]On the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin [02:10.13] [02:28.01]I saw mice as big as horses washing dishes [02:32.69]As an ape came in the door dressed up in britches [02:36.85]Then the floor fell on my head [02:38.60]As I tried to get in bed [02:41.19]'Twas the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin [02:45.59]Well I woke next morning [02:46.94]Guess 'twas closer ev'nin' [02:49.90]And my room was certainly in an awful shape [02:53.93]Someone else had took my head [02:56.10]And left an elephant's there instead [02:58.57]On the morning after drinking Sammy's gin