William Tell Overture-Spike Jones

[ti:William Tell Overture] [ar:Spike Jones] [al:You Always Hurt the One You Love] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]William Tell Overture - Spike Jones [01:08.39]It's a beautiful day for the race [01:10.75]Stu Chan is the favorite today [01:12.79]Assault is in there [01:14.28]Dog Bisquit is three to one [01:15.92]Safety pin has been scratched [01:17.14] [01:18.67]And at twenty to one Feitlebaum [01:21.71]Now the horses are approaching the starting gate [01:23.80] [01:24.35]And eh there they go [01:26.71] [01:30.74]And it's Stu Chan going to the front [01:32.92]Cabbage is second on the rail [01:34.85]Beautiful linda is third by a length [01:37.25]And Feitlebaum around the first turn [01:41.98]Stu Chan is still in front [01:43.82]Cabbage is second by a head [01:45.77]Cabbage by a head [01:46.87] [01:47.50]Beautiful linda is third [01:48.93]And Feitlebaum into the back stretch [01:53.73]Dog Bisquit is now leading the pack [01:55.68]Lady Avalon is second very close [01:57.79]Banana is coming up through the bunch [01:59.84]Banana coming up through the bunch [02:02.18]And Feitlebaum [02:03.46] [02:04.92]At the half Stu Chan still out in the front [02:07.56]Apartment house is second with plenty of room [02:10.13]Assault is passing battery [02:11.76]Assault and battery [02:13.35]Notary's Old jack is fourth [02:15.04]And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is yes [02:18.31]It is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for home [02:23.49]It's Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit and Girdle in the stretch [02:26.98]Flying Sylvester is third and mother- in-law nagging in the rear [02:30.88]Oh oh oh [02:32.25]And now they come down to the wire [02:34.83]And it's number one and now number two [02:37.39]And it's very close [02:38.64]It'll either be a photo finish or an oil painting [02:40.60]And now Louis speaks with the left [02:43.23]And Louis is in there [02:44.54]Slugging and it's a battle [02:45.84]And now they are tearing hair [02:47.24]There's hair all over the ring [02:48.57]There's hair all over the place [02:49.63]I don't know whose hair it is [02:51.61]It' mine and there goes the winner