Birthday Card-Example

[ti:Birthday Card] [ar:Example] [al:What We Made (iTunes Exclusive dmd)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Birthday Card - Example [00:09.96]I was on my last warning from Mrs Example
我从我的太太那里得到警告 [00:12.32]Clean up my act stop being an asshole
要注意自己的举止，不再做混蛋 [00:14.85]Didn't help my debacle
这没能阻止我的堕落 [00:16.01]I'd just woken up from an all day
我会睡一整天再醒来 [00:17.94]All night filthy barkle
整个晚上都疯叫 [00:19.57]Something quite bait about today's date
今天是个特别的日子 [00:21.99]I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk too much Pernod
我找不到地方了，我喝了太多绿茴香酒 [00:24.32]Took another swipe with my Mach 3 Turbo
再用我的剃须刀好好刮一下脸 [00:26.77]Then it hit me like a raging inferno
然后一个可怕的想法袭上我心头 [00:29.17]I don't believe it I
真不敢相信 [00:31.62]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [00:33.93]She won't be a happy girl
她会不高兴的 [00:36.31]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [00:39.15]She's gonna scream and yell
她会大喊大叫的 [00:41.22]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [00:43.48]She'll leave me man she might as well
她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧 [00:45.89]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [00:48.36]I try to keep things relative
我试着回想事物之间的联系 [00:49.75]Never give to myself if I can
要是我能，就绝不往坏处想 [00:51.85]But I can only think negative
但我想到的只有消极面 [00:53.27]Used to tell her sh*t like I'd lost my pen
我以前告诉她，我的笔不见了 [00:55.56]Now there's a chance I'll never see her face again
现在有可能我再也见不到她了 [00:57.77]So I walk a fine line but it's not the end
所以我小心翼翼，但这不会是结局 [01:00.36]See I bought her a voucher for H and M
看啊，我给她买了HM的购物卡 [01:02.60]She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part
她可以买个新短裙，她貌似会这么做 [01:05.01]And if it don't work pour out my heart
要是这也没用，我就倾诉衷肠 [01:07.90]Look yeah
看啊，耶 [01:08.92]I'm going to be completely honest with you
我会完完全全地对你说实话 [01:10.22]You know I love you you know I respect you
你知道我爱你，你知道我尊重你 [01:12.18]At the end of the day a birthday card
一天都要结束了，却被一张生日卡片毁了 [01:15.43]It's just a piece of paper isn't it
那只是一张纸，不是吗 [01:17.26]In an envelope
只是张装在信封里的纸 [01:18.33]Yeah I know a voucher is a piece of paper too
耶，我知道购物卡也是一张纸 [01:21.51]Yeah but you can get a skirt with that
耶，但你用购物卡还能买条裙子呢 [01:22.93] [01:23.78]Well you can get shoes then
你也可以买鞋 [01:27.08]Wait nah that's bullshit
等等，不行，这是鬼扯 [01:28.06]I can't do that
我不能这样做 [01:29.08]Can't sound like a wanker
我不能听起来跟个傻子一样 [01:30.34]A girly chat
跟一个搭讪的人一样 [01:31.43]So I gotta make a dash for the petrol station
所以我得去趟加油站了 [01:33.91]Cause their cards are perfect for any occasion
因为加油站有适用于任何场合的各种卡片 [01:36.35]I drop my razor and splash my boat
我扔下剃须刀，冲掉泡沫 [01:38.73]I grab some tracky-d's and a random coat
我随便穿了条trackyd的裤子和一件外套 [01:41.00]Then I'm on it with a wallet
接下来我带着钱包出发了 [01:42.36]And I hit the pavement
我上了人行道 [01:43.56]I'm running down the street with my face half shaven
我只刮了一半的脸就冲到街上去了 [01:46.31] [01:50.74]I'm getting stronger and stronger my legs are burning
我跑得越来越快，我的双腿在燃烧 [01:53.08]There's still hope yet just a couple of turn-in's
还有希望，只要再转几个弯就到了 [01:56.19] [02:00.32]See the longer I wander the more I scream
我走的路越长，就越是抓狂 [02:02.80]She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to
她10点会到这里，现在只剩下一刻钟时间了 [02:05.44]I don't believe it I
真不敢相信 [02:07.66]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [02:10.00]She won't be a happy girl
她会不高兴的 [02:12.27]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [02:15.24]She's gonna scream and yell
她会大喊大叫的 [02:17.17]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [02:19.59]She'll leave me man she might as well
她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧 [02:21.90]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [02:24.50]I get to the garage
我到了加油站 [02:25.72]Panic scanning the rack
慌忙地扫视着货架上的卡片 [02:26.85]99 percent of the range is all crap
货架上所有的卡片上写的话都是扯淡 [02:29.21]Happy Birthday Dad Worlds Best Mother
生日快乐，老爹，世界最佳母亲 [02:31.56]I Love You Sister You're a Special Brother
姐姐我爱你，你是个特别的兄弟 [02:34.07]No other bloody card with a cover for a lover
没有一张是带着封面的情人卡片 [02:36.33]Plus I'm getting kinda stressed
加上我很有压力 [02:37.61]As I search for another
我正找着的时候 [02:38.80]But this one struck me
这张吸引了我 [02:39.86]It's pink and funky
它是粉色的，很活泼 [02:40.92]With a cartoon print of a drunken monkey
上面有一只喝醉的卡通猴子 [02:44.61] [02:48.16]There's a chance I'll make it I'm nearly done
我还有机会做到，我快完成了 [02:50.50]I hand him the coins and it's time to run
我把硬币给售货员，该冲刺了 [02:54.20] [02:57.90]Now it's 5 minutes too and I'm nearly home
现在还有5分钟，我就快到家了 [03:00.42]I feel a vibration and check my phone
我觉得手机在震，我查看了下 [03:02.91]The message reads
有条信息是这样的 [03:03.95]Honey I'll be there shortly
亲爱的，我很快就到了 [03:05.17]I just got off the bus and I've started walking
我刚下公交车，正在路上走着呢 [03:07.50]So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight
所以我像运动员凯利霍尔摩斯一样直接往家冲刺 [03:09.94]I rip my tracky-d's as I hurdle the gate
我跳跃过大门时扯坏了我的trackyd裤子 [03:12.43]I crash through the door
我冲进房门 [03:13.58]I fall up the stairs
冲上楼梯 [03:14.81]Looking like I've been in intensive care
好像我是个精神病患者一样 [03:17.11]The Biro's f**ked the pencil's broken
比罗圆珠笔坏掉了，铅笔断了 [03:19.52]I grab a Magic Marker and write a token
我抓起一支记号笔，写下 [03:21.97]Of my appreciation for her
我对她的欣赏之词 [03:24.34]And the things that make her so perfect
和对她的完美的赞美之词 [03:26.86] [03:27.41]S**t there's the bell
该死，门铃响了 [03:29.15]I seal the envelope it should all be swell
我封好信封，那信封里面鼓鼓的 [03:31.46]Look here she is my Kiera Knightly
看啊，她来了，我的明星 [03:33.84]She gives me a kiss and I hug her tightly
她给我了一个吻，我抱紧了她 [03:36.40]She asks why I've only shaved half my face
她问我为什么只刮了一半的脸 [03:38.73]And sweating like I've just come first in some race
我浑身冒汗，就像刚结束一场比赛 [03:41.26]I got up extra early
我起得相当早 [03:43.59]To exercise and stretch my thighs
为了锻炼身体，伸张肌肉 [03:45.94]So I could see my special girly
这都是为了见到我的特别姑娘 [03:48.45]She looks in my eyes and sees my lies
她凝视着我的双眼，知道我在说谎 [03:50.67]With a dubious face she accepts the card
她带着疑惑的表情接过卡片 [03:53.11]She reads it drops it and slaps me hard
她读了卡片，扔掉了，给我甩了个大嘴巴 [03:55.71]I open it up and prepare for doom
我打开卡片，准备好了下地狱 [03:57.96]The text in the card reads Get Well Soon
卡片上写的是，早日康复 [04:00.58]I don't believe it I
真不敢相信 [04:02.80]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [04:05.17]She won't be a happy girl
她会不高兴的 [04:07.36]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [04:10.34]She's gonna scream and yell
她会大喊大叫的 [04:12.37]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [04:14.74]She'll leave me man she might as well
她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧 [04:17.22]Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 [04:20.06]Ok I admit
好的，我承认 [04:21.89]Yeah I messed up big time
耶，我把这重要的事搞砸了 [04:24.76]But have I got a surprise for you
但是我有没有带给你惊喜呢 [04:27.80]Yep nah man wait for it
是，算了，伙计，等着吧 [04:29.36]I booked us a table
我为我们 [04:30.10] [04:31.46]At Nandos
在Nandos订了位子 [04:33.19]No ser where you going
不是，你要去哪里 [04:35.37]Serious where you going
我是认真的，你要去哪里 [04:37.70]It's only a card
只不过是一张卡片