800 Pound Jesus-Ameritz Tribute Standards

[ti:800 Pound Jesus] [ar:Ameritz Tribute Standards] [al:800 Pound Jesus (A Tribute to Sawyer Brown)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]800 Pound Jesus - Ameritz Tribute Standards (阿莫瑞兹致敬标准) [00:09.41]I saw a garage sale [00:11.34]Pulled up in the yard [00:12.78]Found a statue of Jesus [00:14.66]It was eight feet tall [00:16.58]He held out his arms [00:18.53]And he seemed all alone [00:20.38]So I loaded him up [00:22.02]And drove him home [00:24.50]Out by my driveway he [00:26.90]Looks down the street [00:27.97]Long hair and sandals made [00:30.57]Of rebar and concrete [00:31.80]I painted him white with a long purple robe [00:35.52]He's a rock of ages on our gravel road [00:40.04]He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus [00:44.28]Standing taller than a tree [00:47.38]He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus [00:51.61]A bigger man than you or me [00:54.68]I thought losing my job was [01:05.21]The end of the world [01:06.62]Till my best pal ran off with my best girl [01:10.48]I felt suicidal with no real friends [01:14.20]So I walked outside with a rope in my hand [01:18.15]Out by that statue there's a big old tree [01:21.76]So I stood on his shoulders [01:23.91]And I counted to three [01:25.65]I had every intention of buying the farm [01:29.47]But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms [01:33.85]He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus [01:38.14]Standing taller than a tree [01:41.07]He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus [01:45.55]A bigger man than you or me [01:48.91]I wanted to return the favor to him [01:53.18]Cause I never had a more solid friend [01:56.86]So I planted flowers [01:59.04]All around his feet [02:00.52]And I bought him a flock [02:02.49]Of ceramic sheep [02:04.71]He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus [02:08.97]Standing taller than a tree [02:12.19]He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus [02:16.48]A bigger man than you or me [02:19.80]He is a bigger man than you or me yeah