Tennis Nemesis-林子祥

[ti:Tennis Nemesis] [ar:林子祥] [al:Lessons] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.40]Tennis Nemesis - 林子祥 [00:26.43]Playing the forehand [00:28.30]You're missing the ball [00:29.63]And you feel that your timing is off [00:32.76]And you scoff at the umpire who's calling the line [00:37.19]Yes he's blind [00:38.17]But be kind [00:39.20]It's not time when you're trailing behind [00:45.60]Bend those old knees you'll be catching the breeze as the man [00:49.91]At the net takes a crack at your head [00:53.08]Now you're down 45 and there's no time to cry [00:57.33]You say "Wait" They say "Why" [00:59.50]And here's mud in your eye [01:04.83]Adding insult to your third double fault [01:08.12]They all said that the net was too low [01:13.09]Your lobs are too short [01:14.46]And your strings are too taut [01:16.64]And your age is beginning to show [01:24.05]Don't feel defeated [01:25.31]You're only un-seeded [01:28.03]You just can't believe it [01:29.84]Oh ain't we conceited [01:31.84]So put on your Adidas and make like you're Vilas [01:36.24]Just having competed is all that it is [02:11.18]Navratilova Helena Sukova [02:14.77]Ivan Miloslav Yannick Noah [02:19.34]Chrissie and Steffi and Miss Sabatini [02:23.69]Becker and Borg McEnroe [02:30.36]Tennis is fun when you don't have to run [02:33.72]When the scoring is none and you don't care who won [02:38.10]So get off your buns and get out in the sun [02:42.13]We can go one on one till the morning is done