Online-Midday Sun

[ti:Online] [ar:Midday Sun] [al:Country Hits Through the Decades: 00's] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Online - Midday Sun [00:22.12]I work down at the Pizza Pit [00:24.60] [00:25.27]And I drive and old Hyundai [00:27.08] [00:29.25]I still live with my mom and dad [00:32.41]I'm 5'3 and overweight [00:35.55]I'm a sci-fi fanatic [00:37.86]Mild asthmatic [00:39.60]Never been to 2nd base [00:42.91]But there's a whole another me [00:45.02]That you need to see [00:46.70]Go check out Myspace [00:50.43]'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood [00:53.70]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good [00:57.54]I drive a Maserati [00:58.73]I'm a black belt in Karate [01:00.92]And I love a good glass of wine [01:04.66]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious [01:08.58]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious [01:11.94]'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [01:15.59]Chat with two women at one time [01:18.66]I'm so much cooler online [01:20.99] [01:22.39]So much cooler online [01:24.48] [01:26.51]I get home I kiss my mom [01:29.72]And she fixes me a snack [01:31.54] [01:33.34]I head down to my basement bedroom [01:36.94]And fire up my Mac [01:38.98] [01:40.52]In real life the only time I [01:44.10]Ever even been to L A [01:47.15]Was when I got the chance with the marching band [01:50.18]To play tuba in the Rose Parade [01:54.81]Online I live in Malibu [01:58.63]I posed for Calvin Kline I've been in GQ [02:01.93]I'm single and I'm rich [02:03.19]And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind [02:08.94]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious [02:12.81]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious [02:16.27]'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [02:19.78]Chat with two women at one time [02:23.07]I'm so much cooler online [02:25.47] [02:27.14]Yeah I'm cooler online [02:28.55] [02:30.48]When you got my kinda stacks it's hard to get a date [02:34.13]Let alone a real girlfriend [02:35.69] [02:37.40]But I grow another foot [02:39.19]And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in [02:43.40] [02:59.56]Online I'm out in Hollywood [03:02.26] [03:03.12]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good [03:06.35]Even on a slow day I can have a three way [03:10.10]Chat with two women at one time [03:12.95]I'm so much cooler online [03:17.15]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:18.57] [03:20.56]I'm so much cooler online [03:23.27] [03:24.36]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:26.19] [03:28.11]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:29.69] [03:31.53]Hey I'm cooler online [03:33.65] [03:35.06]Yeah It's cooler online [03:37.10] [03:38.66]Yeah I'll see ya online [03:41.06] [03:42.26]Yeah It's cooler online [03:44.09] [03:45.92]Hey I'm cooler online [03:49.17]Yeah It's cooler online