Funky Cold Medina-Renegade Stars

[ti:Funky Cold Medina] [ar:Renegade Stars] [al:Boom Shake the Room - Hip Hop Anthems] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina - Renegade Stars [00:58.52]I dig it [00:59.38] [01:02.27]Go cooling at a bar [01:03.80]And I'm looking for some action [01:05.67]But like Mick Jagger said [01:07.33]I can't get no satisfaction [01:08.63] [01:09.44]The girls are all around [01:11.22]But none of them wanna get wit' me [01:13.16]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf [01:14.91]Yo what's up with L-O-C [01:16.16] [01:17.12]The girls are all jocking [01:18.65]At the other end of the bar [01:20.37]Drinking with some no name chump [01:22.48]When they know that I'm the star [01:24.29]So I got up and strolled over [01:26.10]To the other side of the cantina [01:27.95]I asked the guy why you so fly [01:29.98]He said funky cold medina [01:31.37] [01:46.91]This brother told me a secret [01:48.87]On how to get more chicks [01:50.31]Put a little medina in your glass [01:52.20]And the girls'll come real quick [01:54.06]It's better than any alcohol [01:55.78]Or aprhodisiac [01:56.15] [01:57.73]A couple of sips of this love potion [01:59.69]And she'll be on your lap [02:01.42]So I gave some to my dog [02:03.17]When he began to beg [02:04.51] [02:05.19]And then he licked his bowl [02:06.64]And he looked at me [02:07.67]And did the wild thing on my leg [02:09.16]He used to scratch and bite me [02:10.98]Before he was much much meaner [02:12.28]But now all the poodles run to my house [02:15.14]For the funky cold medina [02:16.06] [02:17.92]Y'know what I'm saying [02:19.17]I got every dog in my neighborhood [02:20.92]Breaking down my door [02:22.38]I got Spuds McKenzie [02:23.50]Alex from Stroughs [02:25.32]They won't leave my dog alone [02:26.78]With that Medina pal [02:27.62] [02:31.62]I went up to this girl [02:32.97]She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂ [02:35.16]I'd thought she'd be good to go [02:36.63]With a little funky cold medina [02:38.77]She said ＂I'd like a drink＂ [02:40.41]I said hmm OK I'll go get it [02:42.35]And then a couple of sips [02:43.71]She cold licked her lips [02:44.66]And I knew that she was wit' it [02:46.41]So I took her to my crib [02:47.93]Everything went as well as planned [02:49.83]But when she got undressed [02:51.26]It was a big ol' mess [02:52.52]Sheena was a man [02:54.10]So I threw him out [02:55.32]I don't fool around [02:56.26]With no Oscar Mayer Weiner [02:57.52]You must be sure you're girl is pure [02:59.41]For the funky cold medina [03:02.57]Y'know what a man [03:04.72] [03:05.86]This is the eighties [03:07.17]And the Loc is down wit' the ladies [03:08.97] [03:15.21]Break it down [03:15.97] [03:46.06]Black in the saddle [03:47.19] [03:47.81]Lookin' for a little affection [03:49.00] [03:49.56]I took a shot as a contestant [03:51.37]On the Love Connection [03:52.47] [03:53.28]The audience voted [03:54.14] [03:54.88]And y'know they picked a winner [03:56.97]I took my date to the Hilton [03:58.75]For medina and some dinner [04:00.81]She had a few drinks [04:02.38]I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting [04:04.39]Instead she started talking about [04:06.31]Plans for our wedding [04:07.47]So I grabbed my coat and [04:08.70]Said ＂Baby I'll be seeing ya＂ [04:12.06]That's why I found you don't fool around [04:13.58]With the funky cold medina [04:14.69] [04:17.11]Y'know what I'm sayin' [04:18.81]That medina's a monster [04:19.95] [04:21.45]Funky cold medina