Suzy Said, "Don't Join The Corps"-Military Workout

Suzy Said, "Don't Join the Corps" - U.S. Drill Sergeant Field Recordings Suzie said to me one day long ago Suzie said to me one day long ago Said honey please don't join the corps Said honey please don't join the corps They like to do nothing but fuss and fight They like to do nothing but fuss and fight And they look kinda weird with those high and tights And they look kinda weird with those high and tights They got poor table manners and they are so crude They got poor table manners and they are so crude They got a warm sense of humor and their jokes are rude They got a warm sense of humor and their jokes are rude I said suzie let me tell you what I'll do I said suzie let me tell you what I'll do I'll join the corps just for a year or two I'll join the corps just for a year or two So I packed my trash and I headed for the plane So I packed my trash and I headed for the plane I went to the place where they made marines I went to the place where they made marines Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Parris island was the name of the place Parris island was the name of the place The first thing I saw was a drill instructors face The first thing I saw was a drill instructors face Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah He had razor creases and a smoky bear He had razor creases and a smoky bear Mountain climbing privates everywhere Mountain climbing privates everywhere Suzie said it's me or the corps Suzie said it's me or the corps I can't take this life anymore I can't take this life anymore I looked at her with a big ol' grin I looked at her with a big ol' grin I haven't seen suzie since I don't know when I haven't seen suzie since I don't know when Oh yeah Oh yeah Take it Take it I got it I got it