William Tell Overture-Spike Jones/Marie Knight

[ti:William Tell Overture] [ar:Spike Jones/Marie Knight] [al:Greatest Songs, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]William Tell Overture - Spike Jones/Marie Knight [01:10.04]It's a beautiful day for the race [01:12.03]Stu Chan is the favorite today [01:13.68]Assault is in there [01:14.99] [01:15.83]Dog Bisquit is three to one [01:17.49]Safety pin has been scratched [01:18.65] [01:20.29]And at twenty to one Feitlebaum [01:22.46] [01:23.44]Now the horses are approaching the starting gate [01:25.83] [01:26.70]And eh there they go [01:28.64] [01:32.42]And it's Stu Chan going to the front [01:34.41]Cabbage is second on the rail [01:36.48]Beautiful Linda is third by a length [01:39.23]And Feitlebaum around the first turn [01:43.63]Stu Chan is still in front [01:45.24]Cabbage is second by a head [01:47.76](Cabbage by a head) [01:49.08]Beautiful Linda is third [01:50.14] [01:51.02]And Feitlebaum into the back stretch [01:55.15] [01:55.81]Dog Bisquit is now leading the pack [01:57.61]Lady Avalon is second very close [01:59.10] [01:59.70]Banana is coming up through the bunch [02:01.19](Banana coming up through the bunch) [02:03.92] [02:04.58]And Feitlebaum [02:05.60] [02:06.66]At the half Stu Chan still out in the front [02:09.59]Apartment House is second with plenty of room [02:12.12]Assault is passing battery [02:13.56](Assault and battery) [02:14.77]Notary's Old Jack is fourth [02:16.71]And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is yes [02:20.20]It is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for home [02:25.31]It's Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit [02:27.14]And Girdle in the stretch [02:29.12]Flying Sylvester is third and [02:30.77]Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear [02:32.69](Oh oh oh) [02:34.10]And now they come down to the wire [02:37.05]And it's number one and now number two [02:39.02]And it's very close [02:40.63]It'll either be a photo finish or an oil painting [02:43.10]And now Louis speaks with the left [02:45.49]And Louis is in there [02:46.81]Slugging and it's a battle [02:48.09]And now they are tearing hair [02:49.33]There's hair all over the ring [02:50.45]There's hair all over the place [02:51.55]I don't know whose hair it is [02:53.29] [02:53.98]It's mine and there goes the winner