I Know It's Today-Ultimate Heroes

[ti:I Know It's Today] [ar:Ultimate Heroes] [al:Music from Shrek the Musical] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Know It's Today - Ultimate Heroes [00:02.54]Settle in girls it's story time [00:04.98] [00:07.52]There's a princess in a tower [00:10.37] [00:10.98]Oh my gosh that's just like me [00:13.67] [00:14.23]Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut [00:17.70]But the witch won't set her free [00:20.63]She passes time by singing [00:22.54]Like someone else I know [00:24.09]As years go by she sits and waits [00:26.14]As years go by Uh oh [00:28.52]A torturous existence [00:30.01] [00:30.56]I don't remember this part [00:31.66] [00:32.23]She wishes she were dead [00:33.45] [00:34.02]Skip ahead skip ahead [00:35.43] [00:36.51]But in the end Rapunzel [00:39.28]Finds a millionaire [00:40.93]The prince is good at climbing [00:43.01] [00:43.53]And braiding golden hair [00:48.01]So I know he'll appear [00:50.66] [00:51.30]'Cause there are rules [00:52.67]And there are strictures [00:54.67] [00:55.83]I believe the storybooks [00:58.53]I read by candlelight [01:01.92]My white knight and his steed [01:04.69] [01:05.86]Will look just like these pictures [01:09.29]It won't be long now I guarantee [01:13.44] [01:14.94]Day number 23 [01:19.38] [01:20.30]I know it's today I know it's today [01:28.72] [01:32.53]Oh here's a good one it's a classic [01:34.56] [01:36.01]There's a princess in a comma [01:38.86] [01:39.53]Glad it's her instead of me [01:42.87]Pretty maiden in a glass box [01:46.37]How I wonder does she pee [01:49.29]Blah blah blah poison apple [01:50.93]Boring boring evil queen [01:52.92]Filler filler been there read that [01:55.19]Seven shorties on the scene [01:56.39]Skip ahead skip ahead [01:57.78] [01:58.63]But in the end the princess [02:01.61]Wakes up with a start [02:03.43]The prince is good at kissing [02:04.93] [02:06.00]And melting Snow White's heart [02:10.31]So I know he'll appear [02:13.14] [02:13.75]And his armor will be blinding [02:16.90] [02:18.30]As shining as his perfect teeth [02:21.61]And manly hose [02:24.01]He'll propose on one knee [02:27.54]And our prenup will be binding [02:30.09] [02:31.29]About time we set the wedding date [02:37.02]Day number 958 [02:40.40] [02:42.30]I know it's today he'll show up today [02:54.76]There's a princess any princess [02:57.93]Take your pick they're all like me [03:01.66]Not exactly I'm still waiting [03:05.16]They're living happily [03:08.29]Ever after better get here [03:10.18]I want love in second's flat [03:11.95]No one needs these middle bits [03:14.03]Oops did I do that [03:15.04] [03:15.89]Cut the villains cut the vamping [03:17.96]Cut this fairytale [03:19.46]Cut the peril and the pitfalls [03:21.48]Cut the puppet and the whale [03:23.08]Cut the monsters cut the curses [03:25.01]Keep the intro cut the verses [03:26.88]And the waiting the waiting [03:28.72]The waiting the waiting the waiting [03:37.49]But I know he'll appear [03:40.79]Though I seem a bit bipolar [03:43.89] [03:45.52]And I'm a vandal now as well [03:48.94]Though he won't mind [03:51.29]I'm a find I'm a catch [03:54.67]And a very gifted bowler [03:57.87] [03:58.44]It won't be long now I guarantee [04:04.50]Day number [04:06.33] [04:06.90]Are you there God [04:09.37]It's me Fiona it's me Fiona [04:20.29]Now I know he'll appear [04:23.66]'Cause there are rules [04:24.88]And there are strictures [04:27.90]I believe the storybooks [04:30.57]I read by candlelight [04:34.03]My white knight [04:35.15]My knight and his steed [04:36.78] [04:37.74]Will look just like these pictures [04:41.16]It won't be long now I guarantee [04:46.57] [04:47.10]Day number 23 [04:50.08]Day number 958 [04:52.01]Day number 8423 [04:59.81] [05:00.98]I know it's today I know it's today [05:04.08]I know it's today I know it's today [05:07.69]I know it's today I know it's today [05:09.64]I know it's today