Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be-Bruvvers

[ti:Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be] [ar:Max Bygraves/The Pirates] [al:The Ultimate 1960's Hits, Vol. 3] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be - Bruvvers [00:08.25]Hoi do me a favour [00:10.04] [00:10.83]They changed our local Palais into a bowling alley [00:16.30]And fings ain't what they used t' be [00:19.51] [00:21.82]There's Teds wiv drainpipe trousers [00:24.82]And Debs in coffee houses [00:26.84] [00:27.56]And fings ain't what they used t' be [00:30.42] [00:32.36]There used to be Trams not very quick [00:35.70]Gotcha from place to place [00:37.89]But now there's just jams 'alf a mile fick [00:41.46]Stay in the human race I'm walking [00:44.48]They stuck parking meters outside our doors to [00:48.98]Greet us [00:50.00]Now Fings ain't what they used t' be [00:53.09] [00:57.80]Corr monkeys flying round the moon [01:00.91]We'll be up there with 'em soon [01:03.69]Fings ain't what they used t' be [01:06.86] [01:09.39]Once our beer was frothy [01:11.84]But now its frothy coffee well [01:14.63]Fings ain't what they used t'be [01:17.80] [01:19.47]It used to be fun Dad an' old Mum [01:23.40]Paddling down Southend [01:24.73]But now it ain't done [01:26.59] [01:27.39]Never mind chum [01:28.74]Paris is where we spend our outin's [01:31.63]Grandma tries to shock us all [01:34.37]Doing knees up rock 'n' roll [01:37.10]Fings ain't wot they used t' be [01:39.92] [01:41.99]We used to have stars [01:43.29] [01:44.37]Singers who sung a Dixie melody [01:46.89] [01:47.67]They're buying guitars plinkty plonk [01:51.30]Backing their selves wiv three chords only [01:54.30]Once we'd dance from 12 to 3 [01:56.97]I've got news for Elvis P [01:59.64]Fings ain't what they used taaa [02:02.69]There's a lot we used taaa [02:05.94]Fings ain't what they used taa beeeee