Russian Unicorn-Bad Lip Reading

[ti:Russian Unicorn] [ar:Bad Lip Reading] [al:Russian Unicorn] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Russian Unicorn - Bad Lip Reading [00:22.65]I'm a blast your brains [00:24.25]Talking full on sex [00:26.13]I got a porcupine called zazoom [00:27.73]He leaves his scent on people's graves [00:30.42]Why is zazoom always around so many graves [00:33.57] [00:34.12]I had a cold one time then I licked myself [00:37.23] [00:37.89]Why don't y'all just float off [00:39.97]Now you're useless [00:41.20]I need a woman with a benz looking to lose it [00:45.10] [00:45.68]I ate the cookie then I gave it back to benny [00:49.43]There [00:50.13]She go [00:51.07]Now watch [00:51.95]Me flow [00:52.96]Oh the night is young [00:55.67]Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn [00:59.22] [01:00.45]We'll probably do it on the couch [01:02.53]While my roomie's out hiking [01:06.20]So take if off and bite your tongue [01:08.84] [01:11.71]And hope my roommate don't come home [01:14.34]Home [01:14.69] [01:15.80]Houseful you have full [01:17.26]A hot pocket for twenty cents is a steal [01:19.74]Any day of the week [01:20.96]I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato [01:24.81]We're here for too long [01:26.36] [01:26.93]We gotta run ok [01:28.81]And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut [01:32.72]I know you ain't a b**ch 'cuz girl you kill it [01:36.26]I pee peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it [01:40.07]If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it [01:44.29]When I count to three dismount [01:47.08] [01:47.77]Oh the night is young [01:50.70]Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn [01:54.04] [01:55.27]We'll probably do it on the couch [01:57.39]While my roomie's out hiking [02:01.15]So take if off and bite your tongue [02:04.06]I think that I ought to confess [02:08.31]I [02:08.60] [02:09.14]Drink [02:09.55] [02:10.15]Fire water [02:12.07]But I don't want the keys to your van [02:14.88]What I need is a rare [02:16.79]Vermillion Ukrainian unicorn [02:19.06] [02:26.92]We can shoot a unicorn [02:28.69]Girl I know you'll like the horn [02:30.73]And I'm gonna keep you warm [02:32.77]Till you wake up in the morning [02:34.61] [02:35.19]Morning [02:36.02] [02:37.61]I know you ain't a b**ch [02:39.94]Oops [02:40.42] [02:41.39]I didn't mean to do that [02:43.16] [02:43.91]I yeah [02:45.06]I just want to say I should not have ate those [02:47.77]Cajun rice and beans [02:49.32] [02:53.68]The guy behind you just soiled his underwear [02:56.58] [02:57.39]Sniff sniff [02:58.98]Ah [02:59.91] [03:00.61]Umm maybe you did it [03:03.78] [03:04.43]Hey that's ok girl [03:05.89] [03:08.07]Them strawberries look juicy [03:10.34] [03:11.98]Oh the night is young [03:14.66]Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn [03:18.23] [03:19.56]We'll probably do it on the couch [03:21.65]While my roomie's out hiking [03:25.38]So take if off and bite your tongue [03:28.05] [03:30.78]And hope my roommate don't come home [03:33.16] [03:33.74]Home [03:34.17] [03:34.69]Bite your tongue [03:35.85] [03:38.54]And hope my roommate don't come home [03:40.98] [03:41.54]Home [03:41.93] [03:45.14]I got your barbie zucchini [03:46.99] [03:49.58]Happy monsoon day [03:51.42] [03:52.04]Yeah [03:52.40] [03:53.01]And you promised you'd lick it [03:54.79] [03:56.89]I'm gonna save a mental kitty