Crooked Stick (Amended Version)-Jamie Kennedy/Stu Stone

[ti:Crooked Stick] [ar:Jamie Kennedy] [al:Blowin' Up] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Crooked Stick (Amended Version) - Jamie Kennedy/Stu Stone [00:03.52]This one's for Kiss FM [00:05.43] [00:07.95]No curse [00:08.46] [00:09.53]No swears [00:10.00] [00:11.16]This one's for the kids [00:12.68] [00:13.27]The other day I read a letter it said [00:15.28]Mr Kennedy how you doing oh good we're fine [00:18.18]This is your record company [00:19.94]We really love what you've done so far with your rap CD [00:23.18]And we love all of the support that you get from MTV [00:26.01]But do you think that you could maybe make a song like Black Eyed Peas [00:29.36]With a little White Stripes and Mike Jones [00:31.05]It would make a nice ring tone [00:32.97]Stu stone better think of something quick [00:35.57]Better make it something sick [00:36.70]Ok well I could sing about my stick [00:38.71]Ok ok [00:39.83]Hmm uhhhh [00:41.55]I got a stick [00:42.71]I swing it to the left [00:44.13] [00:44.67]I gotta stick [00:45.98]Together with the band [00:47.27] [00:47.90]My crooked stick [00:49.26]Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow [00:51.39]Oh no [00:52.15]Woah [00:53.43] [00:53.98]I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick [00:57.69]I got a crooked stick [00:59.07] [01:00.17]I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick [01:04.16]I got a crooked stick [01:05.45] [01:07.44]I speak loud and carry a big stick [01:10.11]I'm proud and if you need it then baby I come quick [01:13.13]My stick my stick my stick [01:14.74]Goes everywhere with me [01:16.29]My stick my stick my stick [01:17.86]Could poke a cat out of a tree [01:19.97]My stick my stick so sick [01:21.34]It's ridiculous [01:23.08]My stick it won't complain or b**ch or fuss [01:26.35]Did I just say a bad word [01:28.07]Really hope they censor it if not [01:30.24]Then lets hold hands and I'll resense for it [01:32.51]My stick my stick [01:33.44] [01:35.06]I got a stick [01:36.16]I swing it to the left [01:37.65] [01:38.20]I gotta stick [01:39.41]Together with the band [01:40.71] [01:41.39]My crooked stick [01:42.70]Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow [01:44.88]Oh no [01:45.49]Woah [01:46.84] [01:47.50]I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick [01:51.24]I got a crooked stick [01:52.71] [01:53.96]I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick [01:57.70]I got a crooked stick [01:59.23] [02:06.00]You know what it look like [02:07.19]What it look like [02:07.92] [02:09.27]You know what it look like [02:10.57]I know what it look like [02:11.56]Yeah tell 'em [02:13.55]Stick look like a banana [02:15.17]B A N A N A [02:16.78]Stick look like a banana [02:18.31]B A N A N A [02:19.94]Stick look like a banana [02:21.59]B A N A N A [02:23.21]Stick look like a banana [02:24.83]B A N A N A [02:26.39]O my my stick my stick it be the very best [02:29.73]You know my compass always points you to the northwest [02:32.54]I said [02:33.02]O my my stick my stick it be it be the very best [02:36.16]You know my compass always points you to the northwest [02:39.01]I said [02:39.58] [02:40.12]Uh J [02:41.11]What [02:41.73]We don't need it a third time [02:43.44]Crap [02:43.83] [02:44.38]I got a stick [02:45.48]I swing it to the left [02:46.89] [02:47.51]I gotta stick [02:48.76]Together with the band [02:50.02] [02:50.73]My crooked stick [02:51.92]Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow [02:54.13]Oh no [02:54.95]Woah [02:56.04] [02:56.61]I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick [03:00.52]I got a crooked stick [03:01.93] [03:03.31]I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick [03:06.97]I got a crooked stick [03:08.50]Woah