As The World Turns-Hit Crew Masters

[ti:As the World Turns] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Slim Shady LP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]As The World Turns (当世界在运转时) - Hit Crew Masters [00:05.70]Composer：Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Marshall Mathers [00:11.41]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [00:13.41]Yes man as the world turns [00:15.92] [00:16.68]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [00:17.57]We all experience things in life [00:19.49]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [00:20.34]Trials and tribulations that we all must go through [00:22.77] [00:24.04]When someone wants to test us [00:25.31] [00:26.27]When someone tries our patience [00:27.72] [00:28.64]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [00:31.25]I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters [00:33.73]Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns [00:36.35]Outsidaz baby and we suin' the courts [00:38.52]'Cause we d**e as f**k and only get a 2 in The Source [00:41.22]They never should've booted me outta reform school [00:43.76]Deformed fool taking a sh*t in a warm pool [00:46.09]'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn [00:47.84]I said it wasn't me I got a twin [00:49.71]Oh my God it's you Not again [00:51.55]It all started when my mother took my bike away [00:53.77]'Cause I murdered my guinea pig [00:54.98]And stuck him in the microwave [00:56.48]After that it was straight to the 40 ouncers [00:58.79]Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors [01:01.44]Class clown freshman dressed like Les Nessman [01:03.92]F**k the next lesson I'll pass the test guessin' [01:06.30]And all the other kids said Eminem is a thizz head [01:08.75]He'll never last the only class he'll ever pass is phys-ed [01:11.54]Maybe true 'til I told this b**ch in gym class [01:13.79]That she was too fat to swim laps she need a Slim Fast [01:16.54]Who me yeah b**ch you so big [01:18.73]You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig [01:21.42]She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig [01:23.66]Put me in a headlock then I thought of my guinea pig [01:26.29]I felt the evilness and started transformin' [01:28.54]It began stormin' I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarmin' [01:31.68]Grabbed that b**ch by her hair drug her across the ground [01:33.93]And took her up to the highest diving board [01:35.74]And tossed her down [01:36.65]Sorry coach it's too late to tell me stop [01:38.76]While I drop this b**ch face down and watch her belly flop [01:41.47]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [01:42.32]As the world turns these are the days of our lives [01:46.79] [01:47.99]These are the things that we must go through day by day [01:48.88]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [01:51.30]We drive around in million dollar sports cars [01:53.39]While little kids hide this tape [01:54.83]From their parents like bad report cards [01:56.72]Outsidaz and we suin' the courts [01:58.58]'Cause we d**e as f**k and only get a 2 in The Source [02:01.37]Hypochondriac hanging out at the laundromat [02:04.05]Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at [02:06.57]Dressed like a sailor standin' by a pail of garbage [02:08.93]It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park b**ch [02:11.60]I met a slut and said what up it's nice to meet ya [02:13.90]I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza [02:16.23]But I'm broke as f**k [02:16.95]And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month [02:18.93]But if you would care to join me [02:19.93]I was about to roll this next blunt [02:21.63]But I ain't got no w**d no Phillies or no papers [02:23.73]Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist [02:26.26]So give me all your money [02:27.46]And don't try nothing funny 'cause you know your stinking a** is too fat [02:30.22]To try to outrun me [02:31.54]I went to grab my gun that's when her a** put it on me [02:33.90]With an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry [02:36.56]I fell through the glass doors started causing a scene [02:38.85]Slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine [02:41.56]Jumped up with a broken back [02:43.29]Thank God I was smokin' crack [02:44.65]All day and doped up on coke and smack [02:46.57]All I wanted to do was rape the b**ch and snatch her purse [02:49.09]Now I wanna kill her but yo I gotta catch her first [02:51.67]Ran through Rally's parking lot and took a shortcut [02:53.88]Saw the house she ran up in and shot her f**kin' porch up [02:56.69]Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut [02:58.81]Looked around the room [02:59.94]That's when I seen her bedroom door shut [03:01.61]I know you're in there b**ch I got my gun cocked [03:03.80]You might as well come out now [03:05.20]She said come in it's unlocked [03:06.70]I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne [03:08.91]And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn [03:11.62]She said come here big boy let's get acquainted [03:13.90]I turned around to run twisted my ankle and sprained it [03:16.32]She came at me at full speed nothin' could stop her [03:18.84]I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her [03:21.66]I started to beg no please let go [03:23.79]But she swallowed my f**kin' leg whole like an egg roll [03:26.32]With one leg left now I'm hoppin' around crippled [03:28.79]I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple [03:31.26]Just tryna buy me some time [03:32.48]Then I remembered this magic trick [03:34.03]Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh go-go gadget dick [03:36.77]Whipped that sh*t out and ain't no doubt about it [03:38.84]It hit the ground caused an earthquake and power outage [03:41.57]I shouted now b**ch let's see who gets the best [03:43.74]Stuffed that sh*t in crooked and f**ked that fat slut to death [03:46.13] [03:46.97]Come here b**ch come here [03:48.61]Take this mothaf**kin' dick b**ch come here [03:51.39]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [03:53.15]And as we go along throughout the days of our lives [03:57.21] [03:58.65]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [04:01.46]We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday [04:04.67]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [04:05.53]That we must go through these are the things [04:08.55]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [04:09.44]That surround us through our atmosphere every day [04:12.74]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [04:13.59]Every single day the world keeps turning [04:16.79]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [04:17.67]Keeps turning keeps turning