I'm Shady-Hit Crew Masters

[ti:I'm Shady] [ar:Grandmastaz] [al:I'm Shady: Tribute to Eminem] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm Shady (我叫痞子阿姆) - Hit Crew Masters [00:06.71]Who came through with two [00:07.67]Glocks to terrorize your borough huh [00:09.40]Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl i did [00:11.98]Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl [00:14.32]Sold a billion tapes and still screamed f**k the world [00:16.66]I'm slim shady so come and kill me while my name's hot [00:19.01]And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot ow [00:21.97]I think i got a generation brainwashed [00:24.41]To pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot uhh-oh [00:27.38]Stop they blood flow until they veins clot [00:29.29]I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch [00:32.22]Purple haze and acid raindrops [00:34.87]Spike the punch at the party and drink pop gulp gulp [00:37.85]Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top [00:39.88]Bad boy i told you that i can't stop [00:42.78]You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you [00:45.08]So everybody buy my sh*t or i'ma come and kill you [00:47.69]I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [00:51.73]I'm your brother when you need [00:54.11]Some good w**d to set you free [00:56.86]You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [01:01.85] [01:06.60]I'm slim shady [01:07.85]I like happy things i'm really calm and peaceful uh-huh huh [01:11.15]I like birds bees i like people [01:13.48]I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful [01:16.08]Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool woo [01:18.83]The ill type i stab myself with a steel spike [01:21.26]While i blow my brain out just to see what it feels like [01:23.85]Cause this is how i am in real life mm-hmm [01:26.00]I don't want to just die a normal [01:27.53]Death i wanna be killed twice uh-huh [01:29.09]How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat [01:31.29]When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet huh [01:33.85]So bring the money by tonight cause your wife [01:36.02]Said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life help me [01:39.33]I try to keep it positive and play it cool [01:41.56]Shoot up the playground and tell the kids [01:43.33]To stay in school stay in school [01:44.77]Cause i'm the one they can relate to and look up to better [01:47.25]Tonight i think i'll write my biggest fan a f**k you letter [01:49.58]I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [01:53.76]I'm your brother when you need some [01:56.44]Good w**d to set you free [01:58.90]You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [02:04.79] [02:08.65]I'm slim shady [02:10.44]Yo i listen to your demo tape and act like i don't like it [02:13.03]Aww that sh*t is wack [02:14.17]Six months later you hear your lyrics on my sh*t [02:16.03]What that's my sh*t [02:16.75]People don't buy sh*t no more they just dub it [02:18.42]That's why i'm still broke and had the [02:19.91]Number one club hit yup uh huh [02:21.19]But they love it when you make your business public [02:23.00]So f**k it i've got herpes while we on the subject uh-huh [02:25.86]And if i told you i had aids y'all would play it [02:28.17]Cause you stupid motherf**kers think i'm playin when i say it [02:30.77]Well i do take pills don't do speed [02:33.37]Don't do crack uh-uhh don't do coke i do smoke w**d uh-huh [02:36.44]Don't do smack i do do shrooms do drink beer yup [02:39.13]I just wanna make a few things clear [02:40.83]My baby mama's not dead uh-uhh [02:42.44]She's still alive and bitchin yup [02:43.70]And i don't have herpes my dick's just itchin [02:45.65] [02:46.19]It's not syphilis and as for being aids infested [02:48.83]I don't know yet i'm too scared to get tested [02:51.14]I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [02:55.78]I'm your brother when you need some [02:58.49]Good w**d to set you free [03:00.87]You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [03:06.81] [03:10.63]I'm slim shady [03:13.11]Ha hah-ha ha ha hah hah i told you i was shady [03:18.08]Ha hah-ha hah-ha ha hah hah-ha hah-ha hah-ha [03:21.48]Y'all didn't wanna believe me [03:26.19]I'm shady [03:31.56]And that's my name