Bestest Man-The Mitchell Brothers

[ti:Bestest Man] [ar:The Mitchell Brothers] [al:Dressed For the Occasion] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.06]Bestest Man - The Mitchell Brothers [00:01.12]Written by：Sem [00:01.73] [00:19.55]There goes the choiraint [00:20.50] [00:25.65]For me though [00:26.75] [00:27.67]Do you teddy mitchell [00:29.51]Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after [00:34.52]No I don't but I can tell you what I do [00:37.75]I never ever ever ever everever plan to say I do [00:41.14]I'm the bestestman [00:43.80]I'm better a best [00:45.40]I'm better a best [00:47.07] [00:47.77]I'm the bestestman [00:50.64]I'm better a best way [00:52.68]Better a best [00:53.83] [00:55.44]Good evening ladies and gentlemen [00:56.82] [00:58.13]I'm so so impressed by the turnout tonight [01:00.24] [01:00.78]And have to compliment everyone on the choice of my attire [01:03.39]Which I must say is spelndid [01:04.87] [01:06.31]It's only right I do my duty as best man [01:08.60]I mean bestest man [01:10.13]'Cause I'm the best best man you can get [01:12.52]See I've known the groom since the grandeur days [01:15.15]When we used to sneak in and watch our dad's pornos together [01:17.79]So I can also say I known him as my girlfriends nipples [01:21.34]And have to be as real as possible with him [01:23.29] [01:23.94]Mate now you've said I do you're done [01:26.72]So said goodbye to a world of coming home when you want [01:29.57]And going out when you want forever [01:31.62]See I've stayed ready with my answer [01:33.60]If the vicar was to ever ask me [01:35.21] [01:35.95]Do you teddy mitchell [01:38.10]Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after [01:42.99]No I don't but I can tell you [01:45.44]What I do I never ever ever ever everevereverever [01:48.41]Plan to say I do [01:49.66]I'm the bestestman [01:52.37]I'm better a best [01:54.07]I'm better a best [01:55.59] [01:56.27]I'm the bestestman [01:59.31]I'm better a best way [02:01.14]Better a best [02:02.47] [02:04.87]Secondly I'd like to thank the groom [02:06.47] [02:07.95]For the toast proposed to the bridesmaids [02:10.15]Whom I'm definitely gonna deflower by the end of the night [02:12.69]At least two of them anyways [02:13.82] [02:14.42]Marriage to me is nothing but a civil contract [02:16.62] [02:17.32]And I also see it as an institution [02:19.04]And who the f**k wants to live in an institution hein [02:21.49] [02:22.09]I mean is kinda like school [02:23.89]Once that bell rings yous got to go back in [02:26.19]So once them wedding bells ring [02:27.86]You're in for the turning [02:29.41]I mustn't say I don't believe in relationship [02:31.59]But in most cases marriages or relationships end up sinking [02:34.89]It's a chick's business to get married as soon as possible [02:37.30]And a bruv's business to keep unmarried as long as possible [02:40.41]So I'm always gonna stay ready of my answer [02:42.65]If the vicar was to ever ask me [02:44.15] [02:44.73]Do you teddy mitchell [02:46.67]Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after [02:51.82]No I don't but i can tell you what I do [02:55.09]I never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say I do [02:58.19]I'm the bestestman [03:00.93]I'm better a best [03:02.80]I'm better a best [03:04.20] [03:05.01]I'm the bestestman [03:07.95]I'm better a best way [03:09.73]Better a best [03:11.06] [03:12.36]Eeeeeeh [03:18.47] [03:19.39]Eeeeeeh [03:24.81] [03:26.23]Eeeeeeh [03:32.13] [03:32.93]Eeeeeeh [03:38.46] [03:39.41]I'm the bestestman [03:42.12]I'm better a best [03:43.81]I'm better a best [03:45.29] [03:46.23]I'm the bestestman [03:48.95]I'm better a best way [03:50.93]Better a best [03:52.07] [03:53.05]I'm the bestestman [03:55.97]I'm better a best [03:57.59]I'm better a best [03:58.96] [03:59.88]I'm the bestestman [04:02.69]I'm better a best way [04:04.61]Better a best