Middle Age Waistline-Bob Rivers

[ti:Middle Age Waistline (LP Version)] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Middle Age Waistline (LP版) - Bob Rivers [00:13.23]I eat Mrs Fields [00:15.23] [00:17.32]I snack between meals [00:19.48] [00:21.36]You can see my crack above my Levis [00:26.44] [00:29.42]I don't need to diet [00:32.05] [00:33.66]To prove I'm light [00:35.79] [00:37.65]And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken [00:42.86]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [00:45.30] [00:49.68]Deep fry [00:52.39] [00:53.24]Don't exercise [00:56.51] [00:57.73]And grow that middle age waistline [01:05.38] [01:06.23]It salivates my glands [01:08.53] [01:10.23]To smell a fresh roast ham [01:12.96] [01:14.11]So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over [01:19.07] [01:22.57]A second helping here [01:24.81] [01:26.63]A hefty mug of beer [01:29.02] [01:30.41]Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder [01:35.61] [01:45.94]Middle age waistline [01:48.22] [01:49.19]I got a spandex waistband [01:52.24] [01:53.99]Middle age waistline oh yeah [01:57.69]Not a crumb gets wasted [02:00.48] [02:02.45]My belts busted