Harper Valley Pta-Hit Crew Masters

[ti:Harper Valley Pta] [ar:Hit Crew Masters] [al:Absolute Essentials of Country, Vol. 25] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harper Valley Pta (PTA哈珀谷) - Hit Crew Masters [00:16.01]I want to tell you all the story [00:18.10]'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife [00:19.52] [00:23.83]Who had a teenage daughter [00:26.04]Who attended Harper Valley Junior High [00:31.48]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:34.48]And didn't even stop to play [00:39.30]And she said "Mom I got a note here [00:41.63]From the Harper Valley PTA" [00:47.16]Well the note says "Mrs Johnson [00:49.14]You're wearing your dresses way too high [00:54.94]It's reported you've been drinkin' [00:57.43]And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild" [01:02.82]"And we don't believe you ought to be [01:05.16]A bringin' up your little girl this way" [01:10.62]And it was signed by the secretary [01:12.57]Harper Valley PTA [01:18.38]Well it happened that the PTA [01:20.91]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:26.21]And they were sure surprised [01:27.72]When Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room [01:33.98]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:36.21]I can still recall the words she had to say [01:41.74]She said "I'd like to address this meeting [01:43.79]Of the Harper Valley PTA" [01:45.68] [01:49.60]"Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there [01:52.20]And seven times he asked me for a date [01:57.45]And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice [02:00.90]Whenever he's away" [02:05.28]"And Mr Baker can you tell us [02:07.35]Why your secretary had to leave this town [02:13.09]And shouldn't widow Jones be told [02:14.99]To keep her window shades all pulled completely down " [02:17.48] [02:20.86]"Well Mr Harper couldn't be here [02:23.00]'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again [02:28.71]And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:31.22]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin" [02:36.54]"And then you have the nerve to tell me [02:38.83]You think that as a mother I'm not fit [02:44.26]Well this is just a little Payton Place [02:46.63]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites" [02:52.26]No I wouldn't put you on [02:54.01]Because it really did it happened just this way [03:00.03]That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA [03:07.78]That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA