Everyday-InstaHit Crew

Bosom Buddies - The Hit Co We'll always be bosom buddies Friends sisters and pals; We'll always be bosom buddies If life should reject you There's me to protect you If I say that your tongue is vicious If I call you uncouth; It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy Will sit down and tell you the truth Tho' now and again I'm aware that my candid opinion may sting Tho' often my frank observation might scald; I've been meanin' to tell you for years You should keep your hair natural like mine If I kept my hair natural like yours I'd be bald But darling We'll always be dear companions My crony My mate; We'll always be harmonizing Orphan Annie and Sandy Like Amos and Andy If I say that your sense of style's As far as off as your youth; It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy Will tell you the whole stinkin' truth Each time that a critic has written "Your voice is the voice of a frog " Straight to your side to defend you I rush; You know that I'm there ev'ry time That the world makes and unkind Remark When they say "Vera Charles is the world's greatest lush " It hurts me And if I say your fangs are showing Mame pull in your claws It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy Will notice the obvious flaws I feel it's my duty to tell you It's time to adjust to your age; You try to be "Peg O' My Heart" When you're "Lady Macbeth " Exactly how old are you Vera The truth Well how old do you think I'd say somewhere in between forty and the death But sweetie I'll always be Alice Toklas If you'll be Gertrude Stein And tho' I'll admit I've dished you I've gossiped and gloated But I'm so devoted And if I say that sex and guts made you into a star It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy Will tell you how rotten you are Just turn your bosom buddy For aid and affection For help and direction For loyalty love and for sooth Remember that who else but a bosom buddy Will sit down and level And give you the devil Will sit down and tell you the truth