Master Of The House-The Academy Allstars

[ti:Master Of The House] [ar:The New Musical Cast] [al:Les Misérables - The Musical] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Master Of The House (From "Les MiséRables") - The Academy Allstars [00:06.91]Welcome M'sieur [00:08.29]Sit yourself down [00:09.87]And meet the best [00:11.46]Innkeeper in town [00:13.13] [00:15.40]As for the rest [00:16.84]All of 'em crooks [00:18.51]Rooking their guests [00:20.03]And cooking the books [00:22.02] [00:24.13]Seldom do you see [00:27.11]Honest men like me [00:30.31]A gent of good intent [00:32.70]Who's content to be [00:36.33] [00:37.26]Master of the house [00:38.86]Doling out the charm [00:40.49]Ready with a handshake [00:41.94]And an open palm [00:43.83]Tells a saucy tale [00:45.56]Makes a little stir [00:47.39]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [00:50.76]Glad to do a friend a favor [00:54.10]Doesn't cost me to be nice [00:57.37]But nothing gets you nothing [00:58.93]Everything has got a little price [01:02.19] [01:04.02]Master of the house [01:05.65]Keeper of the zoo [01:07.21]Ready to relieve 'em [01:08.80]Of a sou or two [01:10.49]Watering the wine [01:12.12]Making up the weight [01:13.78]Pickin' up their knick-knacks [01:15.14]When they can't see straight [01:16.94]Everybody loves a landlord [01:19.60] [01:20.45]Everybody's busom friend [01:23.31]I do whatever pleases [01:25.07]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [01:28.54]Master of the house [01:30.20]Quick to catch yer eye [01:31.66]Never wants a passerby [01:33.10]To pass him by [01:35.00]Servant to the poor [01:36.67]Butler to the great [01:38.29]Comforter philosopher [01:39.65]And lifelong mate [01:41.55]Everybody's boon companion [01:44.90]Everybody's chaperone [01:47.99]But lock up your valises [01:49.59]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [01:52.26] [01:56.55]Enter M'sieur [01:58.07]Lay down your load [01:59.68]Unlace your boots [02:01.27]And rest from the road [02:02.91] [02:04.86]This weighs a ton [02:06.32]Travel's a curse [02:07.83]But here we strive [02:09.56]To lighten your purse [02:11.50] [02:13.52]Here the goose is cooked [02:16.39]Here the fat is fried [02:19.75]And nothing's overlooked [02:22.60]Till I'm satisfied [02:26.54]Food beyond compare [02:28.11]Food beyond belief [02:29.74]Mix it in a mincer [02:31.25]And pretend it's beef [02:33.04]Kidney of a horse [02:34.70]Liver of a cat [02:36.31]Filling up the sausages [02:37.83]With this and that [02:39.62]Residents are more than welcome [02:43.11]Bridal suite is occupied [02:46.41]Reasonable charges [02:47.96]Plus some little extras on the side [02:51.38] [02:53.03]Charge 'em for the lice [02:54.69]Extra for the mice [02:56.34]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [02:59.72]Here a little slice [03:01.40]There a little cut [03:03.02]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [03:06.36]When it comes to fixing prices [03:09.78]There are a lot of tricks he knows [03:12.89]How it all increases [03:14.64]All those bits and pieces [03:16.19]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:19.78]Master of the house [03:21.34]Quick to catch yer eye [03:23.03]Never wants a passerby [03:23.98]To pass him by [03:26.20]Servent to the poor [03:27.88]Butler to the great [03:29.44]Comforter philosopher [03:31.06]And lifelong mate [03:32.79]Everybody's boon companion [03:36.19]Gives 'em everything he's got [03:39.34]Dirty bunch of geezers [03:40.94]Jesus What a sorry little lot [03:43.61] [03:48.08]I used to dream [03:48.92]That I would meet a prince [03:51.27]But God Almighty [03:52.57]Have you seen what's happened since [03:55.09] [03:57.07]Master of the house [03:58.69]Isn't worth me spit [04:00.47]`Comforter philosopher' [04:01.98]And lifelong sh*t [04:04.03]Cunning little brain [04:05.71]Regular Voltaire [04:07.50]Thinks he's quite a lover [04:08.97]But there's not much there [04:11.13]What a cruel trick of nature [04:14.60]Landed me with such a louse [04:17.95]God knows how I've lasted [04:19.60]Living with this bastard in the house [04:22.34] [04:23.17]Master of the house [04:24.65]Master and a half [04:26.32]Comforter philosopher [04:27.74]Ah don't make me laugh [04:29.66]Servant to the poor [04:31.16]Butler to the great [04:32.68]Hypocrite and toady [04:34.31]And inebriate [04:36.05]Everybody bless the landlord [04:39.29]Everybody bless his spouse [04:42.49]Everybody raise a glass [04:44.74] [04:45.88]Raise it up the master's arse all [04:47.79] [04:48.99]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house