Hole In The Ground-Bernard Cribbins/Sophia Loren

[ti:Hole In The Ground] [ar:Bernard Cribbins/Sophia Loren] [al:Best of British Comedy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins/Sophia Loren [00:12.48]There I was a-digging this hole [00:15.00]A hole in the ground so big [00:17.10]And sort of round it was [00:18.07]There was I digging it deep [00:20.62]It was flat at at the bottom [00:22.20]And the sides were steep [00:23.99]When along comes this bloke in a bowler [00:27.02]Which he lifted and scratched his head [00:29.72]Well we looked down the hole [00:31.36]Poor demented soul and he said [00:34.00]Do you mind if I make a suggestion [00:35.76] [00:36.47]Don't dig there dig it elsewhere [00:39.21]Your digging it round and it ought to be square [00:42.29]The shape of it's wrong it's much much too long [00:45.03]And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong [00:47.99] [00:48.99]I ask what a liberty eh [00:51.09]Nearly bashed him right in the bowler [00:52.66] [00:53.24]Well there was I stood in me hole [00:56.49]Shovelling earth for all I was worth [00:59.30]There was him standing up there [01:02.07]So grand and official with his nose in the air [01:05.39]So I gave him a look sort of sideways [01:08.27]And I leaned on my shovel and sighed [01:11.01]Well I lit me a fag and [01:12.91]Having took a drag I replied [01:16.01] [01:17.62]I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere [01:20.58]I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square [01:23.45]And if you disagree it doesn't bother me [01:26.09] [01:27.06]That's the place where the holes gonna be [01:29.18] [01:34.67]Well there we were discussing this hole [01:37.90]A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was [01:40.92]Well it's not there now the ground's all flat [01:43.58]And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat [01:47.39] [01:48.27]And that's that