Right, Said Fred-Bernard Cribbins/Sophia Loren

[ti:Right Said Fred] [ar:Bernard Cribbins] [al:British Comedy Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Right, Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins/Sophia Loren [00:05.27]Right said fred both of us together [00:07.55]One each end and steady as we go oh oh [00:11.10] [00:11.85]Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it [00:14.13]We was getting nowhere [00:16.21]And so we had a cup of tea and [00:19.18]Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie [00:21.50]Up comes Charlie from the floor below [00:23.66] [00:25.82]After straining heaving and complaining [00:28.19]We was getting nowhere [00:30.15]And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think [00:34.18]And he thought we ought to take off all the handles [00:37.64]And the things wot held the candles [00:40.17]But it did no good well I never thought it would [00:42.63]All right said Fred have to take the feet off [00:45.46]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo [00:47.68] [00:49.76]Took its feet off even took the seat off [00:52.16]Should have got us somewhere but no [00:55.61] [00:56.58]So Fred said let's have another cup of tea [00:59.14]And we said right o [01:01.05] [01:05.24]Oh right said Fred have to take the door off [01:07.98]Need more space to shift the so and so [01:10.06] [01:12.34]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges [01:14.59]And it got us nowhere and so we had a cup of tea and [01:19.51]Right said Fred have to take the wall down [01:22.04]That there wall is gonna have to go [01:24.25] [01:26.30]Took the wall down even with it all down [01:28.68]We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea [01:33.36]And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred [01:35.70]I got a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling [01:40.52]With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through [01:43.07]All right said Fred climbing up a ladder [01:45.84]With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble [01:51.17]Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome [01:56.41] [01:57.04]So Charlie and me had another cup of tea [01:59.62]And then we went home [02:01.72] [02:03.95]I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it [02:06.71]Standing on the landing that's all [02:07.85] [02:08.68]You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty [02:11.20] [02:11.81]Oh you'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty