Gather In The Mushrooms

[ti:Gather in the Mushrooms] [ar:Benny Hill] [al:Best of British Comedy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.26]Gather in the Mushrooms - Benny Hill [00:01.74] [00:38.93]Lucy went down on a farm tried to milk a cow [00:41.66]Though she tried she couldn't [00:42.87]Get the hang of it somehow [00:44.59]The farmer looked at Lucy [00:46.04]And murmured with a frown [00:47.51]"Well you just hang on tightly [00:48.84]Gal and she'll jump up and down " [00:50.34]Oh gather in the mushrooms put them in a pot [00:53.74]Pop them in the oven an serve them piping hot [00:58.15] [00:59.03]To make herself more beautiful [01:00.44]She thought she'd bathe in milk [01:01.85]She said "I'll have a bathful " [01:03.01]To her milkman Jackie Wilke [01:04.87]He said [01:05.26]"Do you want it pasturized before I pour it in " [01:07.66]She said [01:08.06]"No I'll be happy if it comes up to my chin " [01:10.59]Oh gather in the mushrooms [01:12.33]Put them in a pot [01:13.85]Pop them in the oven [01:15.24]An serve them piping hot [01:18.45] [01:19.14]The farmer called at Lucy one dark [01:20.81]And stormy night [01:21.88]She said "You are too old for me [01:23.49]Because your hair is white " [01:24.84]He looked into her eyes [01:26.01]And then he knew he'd have to tell her [01:27.95]"There's snow upon the roof [01:28.92]But there's a fire in the cellar " [01:31.01]Oh gather in the mushrooms [01:32.56]Put them in a pot [01:34.07]Pop them in the oven [01:35.48]An serve them piping hot [01:37.75] [01:39.25]She took him in the kitchen [01:40.71]She was his turtle dove [01:42.15]And then she started cooking [01:43.82]Dumplings on the stove [01:45.31]She wore a low cut dress [01:46.59]Oh it was as green as clover [01:48.25]He jumped with glee [01:49.10]'Cause he could see her dumplings boiling over [01:51.19]Oh gather in the mushrooms [01:52.84]Put them in a pot [01:54.26]Pop them in the oven [01:55.66]An serve them piping hot [01:58.21] [01:59.31]She said [01:59.88]"You give me half a crown I will read your palm " [02:02.45]And then she saw his love line [02:03.88]Went half way up his arm [02:05.45]So now she's changed her prices [02:06.86]Although she's just as willing [02:08.41]It's big fat men at two pound ten [02:10.15]And little boys a shilling [02:11.29]Oh gather in the mushrooms put them in a pot [02:14.60]Pop them in the oven and serve them piping hot [02:17.21]We're gonna gather in the mushrooms [02:19.10]Put them in a pot [02:20.60]Pop them in the oven and serve them pi ping hot