The Hunting Song (Live)-Tom Lehrer

[ti:The Hunting Song (Live)] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:Tom Lehrer Sings, Vol. 1 (Live)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.44]Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one [00:04.17]Item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else [00:08.44] [00:09.34]Under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps [00:13.40] [00:21.38]Maybe a large flesh-colored squirrel [00:23.84] [00:27.96]At any rate [00:29.03]It seems to me that this marks an encouraging new trend [00:31.57]In the field of blood sports [00:33.37] [00:35.38]And deserves a new type of hunting song which i present herewi [00:38.70]The Hunting Song (Live) - Tom Lehrer [00:40.03] [00:42.61]I always will remember [00:44.42]'Twas a year ago november [00:46.49]I went out to hunt some deer [00:48.34]On a mornin' bright and clear [00:50.79]I went and shot the maximum [00:52.36]The game laws would allow [00:54.48]Two game wardens [00:55.40]Seven hunters and a cow [00:57.30] [00:58.57]I was in no mood to trifle [01:00.34]I took down my trusty rifle [01:02.61]And went out to stalk my prey [01:04.64]What a haul i made that day [01:06.72]I tied them to my fender [01:08.45]And i drove them home somehow [01:10.68]Two game wardens [01:11.56]Seven hunters and a cow [01:13.88] [01:14.58]The law was very firm it [01:16.96]Took away my permit [01:18.92]The worst punishment i ever endured [01:21.47] [01:22.36]It turned out there was a reason [01:24.84]Cows were out of season [01:26.89]And one of the hunters wasn't insured [01:29.35] [01:30.22]People ask me how i do it [01:32.22]And i say there's nothin' to it [01:34.56]You just stand there lookin' cute [01:36.04] [01:36.58]And when something moves you shoot [01:38.80] [01:39.43]And there's ten stuffed heads [01:41.47]In my trophy room right now [01:43.74] [01:44.58]Two game wardens seven hunters [01:48.16]And a pure-bred guernsey cow