She's My Girl (Live)-Tom Lehrer

[ti:She's My Girl (Live)] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer, Live] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.68]And now to the love song [00:01.75] [00:02.81]I'm sure you're familiar with love [00:04.53]Songs on the order of [00:05.40] [00:06.14]He's just my Bill my man my Joe my Max [00:09.51]And so on where the girl who [00:12.17]Sings them tells you that [00:14.69]Although the man she loves is [00:16.83]Antisocial alcoholic physically [00:21.99]Repulsive or just plain unsanitary [00:26.18] [00:28.25]That nevertheless she is [00:32.26]His because he is hers and like that [00:34.85]But as far as I know there has [00:36.39]Never been a popular song from [00:37.41]The analogous male point of view [00:38.20]That is to say of a man who [00:40.76]Finds himself in love with or [00:41.76]In this case married to a girl [00:43.48]Who has nothing whatsoever to [00:44.53]Recommend her I have attempted to [00:50.36]Fill this need The song is called [00:54.79]She's My Girl [00:55.73] [01:04.58]Sharks gotta swim and bats gotta fly [01:09.50] [01:11.67]I gotta love one woman till I die [01:14.95] [01:15.79]To Ed or Dick or Bob [01:17.28] [01:17.97]She may be just a slob [01:20.02]But to me well [01:23.00] [01:23.70]She's my girl [01:25.12] [01:26.37]In winter the bedroom is [01:28.33]One large ice cube [01:30.32]And she squeezes the toothpaste [01:31.93]From the middle of the tube [01:33.31] [01:34.36]Her hairs in the sink [01:36.13]Have driven me to drink [01:37.30] [01:38.10]But she's my girl [01:40.89] [01:42.49]She's my girl she's my girl [01:46.18] [01:47.16]And I love her [01:48.32] [01:50.79]The girl that I lament for [01:52.24]The girl my money's spent for [01:54.24] [01:55.06]The girl my back is bent for [01:57.12]The girl I owe the rent for [01:59.37]The girl I gave up Lent for [02:01.33] [02:02.39]Is the girl that heaven meant for me [02:06.64] [02:07.32]So though for breakfast she makes [02:11.70]Coffee that tastes like sham poo [02:15.16] [02:17.12]I come home for dinner and [02:19.33]Get peanut butter stew [02:21.49] [02:24.45]Or if I'm in luck [02:25.64] [02:26.20]It's broiled hockey puck [02:28.34] [02:30.63]But oh well what the hell [02:37.63]She's my girl [02:39.60] [02:40.74]And I love her [02:42.25]She's My Girl (Live) - Tom Lehrer