The Streak-Ray Stevens

[ti:The Streak] [ar:Ray Stevens] [al:Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Streak - Ray Stevens (雷史·蒂文斯) [00:03.98]Hello everyone this is your action news reporter [00:05.68]With all the news that is news across the nation [00:07.64]On the scene at the supermarket [00:09.09]There seems to have been some disturbance here [00:11.28]Pardon me sir did you see what happened [00:13.25]Yeah I did I's standing over there by the [00:15.70]To maters and here he come running through the [00:17.72]Pole beans through the fruits and vegetables kidney as a jay bird [00:21.01] [00:21.76]And I hollered over Ethel I said don't look [00:23.98]Ethel but it's too late she'd already been incensed [00:26.78] [00:27.94]Here he comes look at that look at that [00:29.93]There he goes look at that look at that [00:31.73] [00:32.29]And he ain't wearing no clothes [00:34.58]Oh yes they call him the streak [00:36.61] [00:37.52]Look at that look at that [00:38.80]Fastest thing on two feet [00:40.38] [00:41.82]Look at that look at that [00:42.64]He's just as proud as he can be [00:44.63] [00:45.38]Of his anatomy [00:46.82]He going give us a peek [00:48.52] [00:50.55]Oh yes they call him the streak [00:52.62] [00:53.47]Look at that look at that [00:54.71]He likes to show off his physique [00:56.54] [00:57.23]Look at that look at that [00:58.29]If there's an audience to be found [01:00.79]He'll be streaking around [01:02.56]Inviting public critique [01:04.36] [01:05.72]This is your action news reporter once again [01:07.53]And we're here at the gas station pardon me [01:09.88]Sir did you see what happened [01:11.32]Yeah I did I's just in here getting my car [01:14.63]Checked he just appeared out of the traffic [01:16.82] [01:17.87]Come streaking around the grease rack there [01:20.06]Didn't have nothing on but a smile [01:22.17] [01:22.93]I looked in there and Ethel was getting her a cold drink [01:25.31]I hollered don't look Ethel but it was too late [01:28.50] [01:29.23]She'd already been mooned flashed her right [01:32.75]There in front of the shock absorbance [01:34.49] [01:36.42]He ain't crude look at that look at that [01:38.07]He ain't lewd look at that look at that [01:40.07]He's just in the mood to run in the nude [01:42.73]Oh yes they call him the streak [01:45.07] [01:45.98]Look at that look at that [01:47.12]He likes to turn the other cheek [01:49.11] [01:50.00]Look at that look at that [01:51.10]He's always making the news [01:53.23]wearing just his tennis shoes [01:55.21]Guess you could call him unique [01:57.15] [01:59.02]Once again your action news reporter in the booth [02:01.23]At the gym covering the disturbance at [02:02.97]The basketball playoff [02:04.55]Pardon me sir did you see what happened [02:06.80]Yeah I did half time I's just going down that to [02:10.24]Get Ethel a snow cone [02:11.69] [02:12.69]And here he come right out of the cheap seats [02:14.86]Dribbling right down the middle of the court [02:17.73]Didn't have on nothing but his pf's made [02:20.25]A hook shot and got out through the concessions stand [02:22.67]I hollered up at Ethel I said don't look Ethel [02:25.55] [02:26.10]But it was too late she'd already got a free shot [02:29.19] [02:30.45]Grandstanding right there in front of the home team [02:33.72] [02:36.79]Oh yes they call him the streak [02:38.87] [02:39.96]Look at that look at that [02:41.06]The fastest thing on two feet [02:42.68] [02:44.01]Look at that look at that [02:44.79]He's just as proud as he can be [02:46.70] [02:47.73]Of his anatomy [02:49.05]He's gonna give us a peek [02:50.77] [02:52.75]Oh yes they call him the streak [02:54.76] [02:55.69]Look at that look at that [02:56.70]He likes to show off his physique [02:58.74] [03:00.11]Look at that look at that [03:00.96]If there's an audience to be found [03:03.25]He'll be streaking around [03:04.88]Inviting public critique [03:06.81] [03:08.91]Oh yes they call him the streak [03:10.70] [03:12.75]He likes to show off his physique