Mrs. Worthington-Noel Coward and Orchestra/Gertrude Lawrence

[ti:Mrs. Worthington] [ar:Noel Coward and Orchestra] [al:Noel Coward] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]Mrs. Worthington - Noel Coward and Orchestra/Gertrude Lawrence [00:00.20]Written by：Porter/Swann [00:00.30] [00:07.84]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [00:11.47]Don't put your daughter on the stage [00:14.00] [00:14.95]The profession is overcrowded [00:16.53]And the struggle's pretty tough [00:18.24]And admitting the fact [00:19.35]She's burning to act [00:20.23]That isn't quite enough [00:21.97]She has nice hands [00:23.82]Give the wretched girl her due [00:26.06]But don't you think her bust is too [00:27.75]Developed for her age [00:29.05]I repeat Mrs Worthington [00:30.67] [00:31.26]Sweet Mrs worthington [00:32.93]Don't put your daughter on the stage [00:36.00] [00:37.05]Regarding yours [00:38.25] [00:38.87]Dear Mrs Worthington [00:40.55]Of wednesday the twenty third [00:42.56] [00:43.49]Although your baby [00:44.90]May be keen on a stage career [00:47.19] [00:47.75]How can I make it clear [00:49.34]This is not a good idea [00:51.46]For her to hope [00:52.57] [00:53.19]Dear Mrs Worthington [00:54.33] [00:54.88]Is on the face of it absurd [00:57.71] [00:58.22]Her personality [00:59.97]Is not in reality [01:01.62]Exciting enough [01:02.66]Inviting enough [01:03.54]For this particular sphere [01:05.07] [01:05.67]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [01:09.06]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:11.82] [01:12.46]She's a bit of an ugly duckling [01:14.27]You must honestly confess [01:16.04]And the width of her seat [01:17.01]Would surely defeat her chances of success [01:19.67]It's a loud voice [01:21.47]And though it's not exactly flat [01:23.29]She'll need a little more than that [01:25.20]To earn a living wage [01:26.50]On my knees Mrs Worthington [01:28.75]Please Mrs Worthington [01:30.58]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:33.23] [01:34.15]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [01:38.03]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:40.65] [01:41.25]Though they said at the school of acting [01:42.96]She was lovely as peer gent [01:44.95]I fear on the whole an ingenue role [01:47.00]Would emphasize her squint [01:48.80]She's a big girl [01:50.55]And though her teeth are fairly good [01:52.51]She's not the type I ever would [01:54.11]Be eager to engage [01:55.61]No more but Mrs Worthington [01:58.00]Nuts Mrs Worthington [01:59.72]Don't put your daughter on the stage