One Piece At A Time-Pure Energy

[ti:One Piece at a Time] [ar:Pure Energy] [al:Time to Make U Sweat: Fitness, Country (PPL Licence Free Music)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One Piece At A Time - Pure Energy [00:12.52]Well I left Kentucky back in '49 and [00:14.70]Went to Detroit workin' on the assembly line [00:16.82] [00:17.37]The first year they had me putting [00:18.88]Wheels on Cadillacs [00:21.18] [00:21.99]Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by [00:24.47]And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry [00:26.52] [00:27.07]Cuz I always wanted me [00:28.31]One that was long and black [00:31.60]One day I devised myself a plan [00:33.89]That should be the envy of most any man [00:35.94] [00:36.53]I'd sneak it outta there in a lunchbox in my hand [00:39.78] [00:41.21]Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired [00:43.57]But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired [00:46.30]I'd have me a car worth at least 100 grand [00:49.42] [00:50.55]I'd get it one piece at a time [00:52.81]And it wouldn't cost me a dime [00:55.25] [00:55.84]You'll know it's me when I come through your town [00:58.42] [01:00.57]I'm gonna ride around in style [01:02.28] [01:02.88]I'm gonna drive everybody wild [01:04.39] [01:05.29]Cuz I'll have the only one there is around [01:07.88] [01:10.19]So the very next day when I punched in [01:12.63]With my big lunchbox and with help from my friend [01:15.40]I left that day with a lunchbox full of gears [01:17.91] [01:19.82]I've never considered myself a thief [01:22.00]But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece [01:24.07] [01:24.91]Especially if I strung it out over several years [01:27.31] [01:29.74]The first day I got me a fuel pump [01:31.91]And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk [01:34.51]Then I got me a transmission and all the chrome [01:36.94] [01:39.09]The little things I could get in my big lunchbox [01:41.60]Like nuts and bolts and all 4 shocks [01:43.93]But the big stuff we snuck out my buddy's mobile home [01:46.60] [01:48.85]Now up to now my plan went alright [01:51.09]'Til we tried to put it all together one night [01:53.86]And that's when we noticed that somethin' was definitly wrong [01:56.36] [01:58.61]The transmission was a '53 and [02:00.74]The motor turned out to be a '73 and [02:03.30]When we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone [02:06.27] [02:08.07]So we drilled it out so that it would fit and [02:10.45]With a little help from an adapter kit [02:12.32] [02:13.10]We had that engine runnin' just like a song [02:15.66] [02:17.70]Now the headlights they was another sight [02:19.97]We had 2 on the left and 1 on the right [02:22.50]But when we pulled out the [02:23.57]Switch all 3 of 'em come on [02:25.26] [02:27.59]The back end looked kinda funny too [02:29.40]But we put it together and [02:31.17]When we got through [02:32.28]Well that's when we noticed [02:33.45]That we only had 1 tail fin [02:36.22] [02:37.30]About that time my wife walked out and [02:39.25]I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts [02:41.96]But she opened the door and said [02:43.52]"Honey take me for a spin" [02:44.96] [02:46.61]So we drove uptown just to get the tags and [02:48.97]I headed her right on down main drag [02:50.91] [02:51.44]I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around [02:53.71] [02:56.47]But up there at the court house they didn't laugh [02:58.75]Cuz to type it up it took the whole staff and [03:01.06]When they got through the title [03:02.42]Weighed 60 pounds [03:03.55] [03:05.62]I'd got it one piece at a time [03:07.98]And it didn't cost me a dime [03:09.63] [03:10.65]You'll know it's me when [03:12.05]I come through your town [03:13.94] [03:15.58]I'm gonna ride around in style [03:17.89]I'm gonna drive everybody wild [03:20.33]Cuz I'll have the only one there is around [03:22.83] [03:26.94]Uh yeah Red Rider [03:28.44]This is the Cotton Mouth in the [03:30.36]Psycho Billy Cadillac come on [03:31.72] [03:34.55]Huh [03:35.37]Uh this is the Cotton Mouth [03:36.64]And neg-a-tory on the [03:37.66]Cost of this moe-sheen there Red Rider [03:39.53] [03:40.78]You might say I went right up to the factory and [03:42.88]Picked it up it's cheaper that way [03:44.50] [03:46.18]Uh what model is it [03:48.70]Well it's a [03:49.90]49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 [03:56.37]Automobile [03:58.06] [03:58.69]It's a 60 61 62 63 64 65 [04:02.68]66 67 68 69 70 [04:05.88]Automobile