Parents Just Don’t Understand-Party Band Kings

[ti:Parents Just Don't Understand] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Kids Old School] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Parents Just Don’t Understand - Party Band Kings [00:10.80]You know parents are the same [00:12.23]No matter time nor place [00:13.51]They don't understand that us kids [00:14.93]Are going to make some mistakes [00:16.39]So to you all the kids all across the land [00:19.27]There's no need to argue [00:20.37]Parents just don't understand [00:22.57] [00:32.73]I remember one year [00:33.84]My mom took me school shopping [00:35.40]It was me my brother my mom oh my pop [00:38.16]And my little sister [00:39.51]All hopped in the car [00:41.15]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall [00:43.66]My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose [00:46.27]I didn't say nothing at first [00:47.58]I just turned up my nose [00:49.00]She said "What's wrong This shirt cost $20" [00:51.74]I said [00:52.14]"Mom this shirt is plaid [00:53.45]With a butterfly collar " [00:54.77]The next half hour was the same old thing [00:57.10]My mother buying me clothes from 1963 [00:59.95]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate [01:02.55]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips [01:05.50]I said "Mom what are you doing [01:07.03]You're ruining my rep" [01:08.05]She said "You're only sixteen [01:09.39]You don't have a rep yet" [01:10.76]I said "Mom [01:11.53]Let's put these clothes back please" [01:13.00]She said "no you go to school [01:14.65]To learn not for a fashion [01:15.85]Show" [01:16.32]I said "This isn't Sha na na [01:17.75]Come on Mom I'm not Bowzer [01:19.13]Mom please put back the bell-bottom [01:20.72]Brady Bunch trousers [01:21.90]But if you don't want to I can live with that but [01:24.54]You gotta put back the double-knit [01:25.77]Reversible slacks" [01:27.91]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same [01:29.82]Inevitably the first day of school came [01:32.91]I thought I could get over I tried to play sick [01:35.38]But my mom said "No no way [01:37.12]Uh-uh forget it" [01:38.53]There was nothing I could do I tried to relax [01:40.75]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts [01:43.82]And when I walked into school [01:45.20]It was just as I thought [01:46.50]The kids were cracking up [01:47.59]Laughing at the clothes Mom bought [01:49.27]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball [01:51.31]Because they were pointing and whispering [01:52.65]As I walked down the hall [01:53.87] [01:54.51]I got home and told my Mom how my day went [01:57.06]She said "If they were [01:58.01]Laughing you don't need the [01:58.93]"Cause they're not good friends" [02:00.08]For the next six hours [02:01.27]I tried to explain to my Mom [02:02.62]That I was gonna have to go through [02:04.10]This about 200 more times [02:05.45]So to you all the kids all across the land [02:07.98]There's no need to argue [02:09.40]Parents just don't understand [02:11.75] [02:22.51]Oh-kay here's the situation [02:24.51]My parents went away on a week's vacation and [02:27.48]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche [02:29.98]Would they mind [02:30.61] [02:31.32]Umm well of course not [02:33.05]I'll just take it for a little spin [02:35.25]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends [02:38.02]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood [02:40.71]Well maybe I shouldn't [02:42.41]Yeah of course I should [02:44.30]Pay attention here's the thick of the plot [02:46.42]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block [02:48.93]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie [02:50.74]Who was just [02:51.35]Walking [02:51.95]I picked up my car phone [02:53.26]To perpetrate like I was talking [02:55.02]You should've seen [02:55.93]This girl's bodily dimensions [02:57.14]I honked my horn just to get her attention [03:00.14]She said oh"Was that for me " [03:01.36]I said "Yeah" [03:01.93]She said oh"my" [03:02.75]I said "Come on and take a ride [03:04.35]With a helluva guy" [03:05.44]She said "How do I know that you're not sick [03:08.08]You could be some deranged lunatic" [03:10.68]I said "C'mon toots my name is the Prince [03:13.50]Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this " [03:16.76]She agreed and we were on our way [03:18.99]She was looking very good and so was I [03:21.03]Just might say [03:22.18]We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive [03:24.45]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries [03:27.85]She kicked her [03:28.54]Shoes off onto the floor [03:29.92]She said "Drive faster speed turns me on" [03:32.55]She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas [03:35.31]We almost got whiplash I took off so fast [03:38.40]The sun roof was open the music was high [03:40.98]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh [03:43.60]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far [03:46.17]I guess that's why I didn't notice that (police car) [03:49.43]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche [03:51.80]And to make this long story short [03:54.53]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell [03:57.16]I said "I don't have a license but I drive very [04:00.36]I almost had a heart attack that day [04:02.62]Come to find out the girl was some [04:04.70]A twelve-year-old runaway [04:05.61]I was arrested the car was impounded [04:08.25]And there was no way for me to avoid being grounded [04:11.35]My parents had to come back get me [04:13.71]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me [04:16.49]My parents walked in [04:17.88]I got my grip I said [04:19.49]"Ah Mom Dad how was your trip " [04:22.26]They didn't speak [04:23.03]I said "I want to plead my case" [04:24.59]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face [04:27.21]That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived [04:30.01]They took turns - [04:31.07]One would beat me while the other one was driving [04:33.03]I can't believe it I just made a mistake [04:35.35]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place [04:38.02]So to you all the kids all across the land [04:40.71]Take it from me [04:42.11]Parents just don't understand