PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY-Spike Jones

[ti:PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY] [ar:Spike Jones] [al:Red Grow The Roses] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY - Spike Jones [00:04.81]Everyone say to begin the begin but no one she begins [00:09.05]Him so I will tell you how first you lift your right leg like [00:14.13]This then you lift your left leg like this then you lift both [00:20.90]Your legs to get I think [00:23.30] [00:27.52]There must be an easier way to do this I think [00:30.65]This is our philosophy [00:33.31]This is our philosophy [00:35.56] [00:36.09]And we're sure that you'll agree [00:38.40] [00:39.73]People are funnier that anybody [00:41.76] [00:42.56]Woman needs five dollars bad [00:45.18]Beauty facial must be had [00:47.56] [00:48.11]Husband can't spare the money of course [00:50.81]But he puts ten dollars on the nose of a horse [00:53.34] [00:53.98]Wife can't see well enough to drive [00:56.62]Car through garage doors twelve foot wide [00:59.48]But on husbands suit of Grey [01:02.22]She can spot a blond hair from a block away [01:04.85]This is our philosophy [01:07.02] [01:07.65]This is our philosophy [01:09.86] [01:10.73]And we're sure that you'll agree [01:12.74] [01:14.14]People are funnier that anybody [01:16.13] [01:17.04]Husband plays poker and enjoys [01:19.74]Sitting up all of night with the boys [01:22.64]But at home with his wife he'll fight [01:25.35]If he has to sit ten minutes with the baby at night [01:28.24]Wife runs faster than any gale [01:31.14]When she hears of a one cent sale [01:34.10]I'm saving you money to her husband she'll blab [01:36.83]But to get to the sale she takes a taxi cab [01:39.31]This is our philosophy [01:41.66] [01:42.32]This is our philosophy [01:44.50] [01:45.36]And we're sure that you'll agree [01:47.37] [01:48.57]People are funnier that anybody [01:50.93] [01:51.63]Man gets married says it's one good deal [01:54.38]He waited years for a home cooked meal [01:57.15]When wife has nice hot dinner on plate [01:59.93]He comes home from the poolroom two hours late [02:02.70] [02:03.43]When single man kiss his girl goodnight [02:05.99]He gets filled with thrilled delight [02:08.86]But when husband kiss his wife to say the least [02:11.51]He gets his nose caught in a curler and his whole face greased