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The ball was dropped about an hour and a half ago I believe it was an eight ball Some say I'm not country That's just fine with me Cause I don't want to be country With some asshole looking over at me They say that I'm I'll mannered That I'm gonna self destruct You know what I'm thinking You know that pop country really sucks Well I'm here to put the dick in dixie And the comeback in country The kind of country that I hear nowadays is a lot of f**king sh*t to me They say that I'm I'll mannered, what That I'm gonna self destruct, well probably But if you know what I'm thinking You know that pop country really sucks Losing all the outlaws Who had to stand their ground Cause they're being replaced by these kids from a manufactured town And they have no idea About sorrow and woe Cause they're just too god damn busy sucking d**k on music row So I'm here to put the dick in dixie And the comeback in country The kind of country that I hear nowadays is a lot of f**king sh*t to me They say that I'm I'll mannered That I'm gonna self destruct But if you know what I'm thinking You know that pop country really sucks We're losing all the outlaws (can't do it) Who had to stand their ground (it's all tight baby) Cause they're being replaced by these kids from a manufactured town And they have no idea About Hank, Ruben and Joshua They're just too damn busy trying to get on Travis Tritt's f**king nuts I'm here to put the dick in dixie And the comeback in country The kind of country that I hear nowadays is a lot of b******t to me They say that I'm I'll mannered That I'm gonna self destruct, I know I will You know what I'm thinking You know that pop country really sucks Dick in dixie The comeback in country Cause you don't know what you're dealing with I don't think there's nothing wrong with Billy Ray Cyrus Amen