Ironic-Party Band Kings

[ti:Ironic] [ar:Classic Pop Players] [al:Ultimate New Millennium Pop Hits Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic (讽刺) - Party Band Kings [00:02.30]Hey yiah yiah [00:03.21] [00:04.22]Yiah yea yea [00:05.41] [00:06.29]Hey yiah [00:06.95] [00:11.57]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:15.33] [00:16.86]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:21.33] [00:22.60]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:26.35] [00:28.29]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:32.39] [00:33.64]Isn't it ironic [00:34.52] [00:36.69]Don't you think [00:37.51] [00:38.64]It's like rain on your weddin' day [00:43.79] [00:44.61]It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:49.20] [00:50.23]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [00:55.09] [00:56.33]And who would've thought it figures [00:59.49] [01:02.21]Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly [01:06.16] [01:07.31]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye [01:11.70] [01:12.91]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight [01:17.74] [01:18.86]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:22.37]Well isn't this nice [01:23.43] [01:24.22]And isn't it ironic [01:25.21] [01:27.49]Don't you think [01:28.33] [01:29.44]It's like rain on your weddin' day [01:34.39] [01:35.58]It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:39.93] [01:41.06]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:45.69] [01:47.20]And who would've thought it figures [01:50.31] [01:53.06]Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you [01:56.73]When you think everything's okay and everything's goin' right right [02:00.65] [02:04.31]And life has a funny way nobody helpin' you out when [02:08.15]You think everyhing's gone wrong and everything blows up [02:11.19]In your face [02:12.19] [02:16.06]A traffic jam when you're already late [02:19.50] [02:20.48]A no smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:25.17] [02:26.59]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:31.57] [02:32.23]It's meetin' the man of my dreams [02:35.07]And then meetin' his beautiful wife umm [02:37.31] [02:40.64]And isn't it ironic [02:41.84] [02:43.91]Don't you think [02:44.64] [02:45.65]A little too ironic [02:47.48] [02:49.16]And yeah I really do think [02:51.38]It's like rain on your weddin' day [02:56.27] [02:57.30]It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:01.92] [03:02.86]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:07.51] [03:08.99]And who would've thought it figures [03:12.09] [03:19.05]And well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:24.97] [03:25.61]And life has a funny funny way of helpin' you out [03:32.14] [03:33.88]Helpin' you out