Intoxicated Rat-The Dixon Brothers

[ti:Intoxicated Rat] [ar:The Dixon Brothers] [al:Weaver's Life] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Intoxicated Rat - The Dixon Brothers [00:15.68]The other night when I came in [00:18.04]So drunk I could not see [00:21.09]I got tangled up in the old doormat [00:23.37]Fell flat as I could be [00:26.22] [00:27.73]I had me a little old bottle of rum [00:30.18]And I didn't have any more [00:33.08]The cap fell of when I fell down [00:35.54]And I spilled it on the floor [00:38.23] [00:39.89]Then a rat come out from his hiding place [00:42.33]He got that whiskey scent [00:44.07] [00:45.11]He ran right up and got a little shot [00:47.46]And back to his hole he went [00:50.21]Right back to his whole he went [00:52.27] [00:52.80]Right back to his whole he went [00:55.05] [00:55.65]He ran right up and got a little shot [00:57.91]And back to his hole he went [01:00.23] [01:02.15]The rate come out of his hole getting [01:04.25]Sidled up to the gin on the floor [01:07.07]He was a little bit shy [01:08.27]But he winked one eye [01:09.55]And he got him a little bit more [01:11.82] [01:13.60]He didn't go back to his hole this time [01:15.78]But stayed by the puddle of gin [01:18.48]He said Doggone my pop eyed soul [01:20.92]I'm gonna get drunk again [01:22.79] [01:25.00]He washed his face with his front feet [01:27.41]On his hind legs he sat [01:29.36] [01:29.87]With a twisted smile and a half closed eye [01:32.43]Says Where's that doggone cat [01:34.36] [01:35.15]And he didn't go back to his hole [01:37.58]He said Doggone my soul I'm only a rat [01:41.36]But a doggone cat can't run me back to my hole [01:45.28] [01:46.30]His little old eyes begin to shine [01:48.95]And he capped up more and more [01:51.46]And it made me glad that I had stumbled [01:54.03]Spilled it on the floor [01:56.41] [01:57.76]But soon the puddle of rum was gone [01:59.98]And I didn't have any more gin [02:02.74]The little old rat was having a time [02:04.89]And the old tom cat come in [02:07.35] [02:08.67]The cat made a pass [02:09.91]And the rat made a dash [02:11.20]His boldness faded then [02:13.71]The cat jumped over [02:14.98]And the rat got sober [02:16.10]And ran back to his hole again [02:18.68]Ran back to his hole again [02:21.02]Ran back to his hole again [02:23.73]That cat jumped over [02:24.79]And the rat got sober [02:25.94]And back to his hole again