Mrs Worthington-Noel Coward and Orchestra

[ti:Mrs Worthington] [ar:Noel Coward and Orchestra] [al:London Pride] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mrs Worthington - Noel Coward and Orchestra [00:07.67]Don't put your daughter on [00:09.28]The stage Mrs Worthington [00:11.11]Don't put your daughter on the stage [00:14.17]The profession is overcrowded [00:16.14]And the struggle's pretty tough [00:17.75]And admitting the fact [00:18.78]She's burning to act [00:19.79]That isn't quite enough [00:21.34]She has nice hands [00:22.85] [00:23.52]Give the wretched girl her due [00:24.77]But don't you think her bust is too [00:26.76]Developed for her age [00:28.12]I repeat Mrs Worthington [00:29.74] [00:30.38]Sweet Mrs Worthington [00:32.15]Don't put your daughter on the stage [00:35.43] [00:35.93]Regarding yours [00:37.16] [00:37.72]Dear Mrs Worthington [00:38.80] [00:39.32]Of wednesday the twenty third [00:41.43] [00:42.16]Although your baby [00:43.40]May be keen on a stage career [00:46.12]How can I make it clear [00:47.88]This is not a good idea [00:49.94]For her to hope [00:51.26]Dear Mrs Worthington [00:52.61] [00:53.23]Is on the face of it absurd [00:55.81] [00:56.44]Her personality [00:57.22] [00:57.91]Is not in reality [00:59.66]Exciting enough [01:00.39]Inviting enough [01:01.54]For this particular sphere [01:03.22]Don't put your daughter on [01:04.86]The stage Mrs Worthington [01:06.78]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:08.89] [01:10.12]She's a bit of an ugly duckling [01:11.51]You must honestly confess [01:13.26]And the width of her seat [01:14.38]Would surely defeat [01:15.07]Her chances of success [01:16.19] [01:16.81]It's a loud voice [01:18.52]And though it's not exactly flat [01:20.19]She'll need a little more than that [01:21.77]To earn a living wage [01:23.55]On my knees Mrs Worthington [01:25.64]Please Mrs Worthington [01:27.46]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:30.84]Don't put your daughter on [01:32.46]The stage Mrs Worthington [01:34.60]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:36.66] [01:37.38]Though they said at the school of acting [01:39.17]She was lovely as peer gynt [01:41.15]I'm afraid on the whole [01:42.03]An ingénue role [01:42.86]Would emphasize her squint [01:44.88]She's a big girl [01:46.57]And though her teeth are fairly good [01:48.23]She's not the type I ever would [01:49.72]Be eager to engage [01:51.45]No more buts Mrs Worthington [01:53.65]Nuts Mrs Worthington [01:55.33]Don't put your daughter on the stage